Sep 18

Bassist Leaves Lynch Mob

Posted by Chris Harris on September 18, 2012 in Departures, News, Sarcasm

Robbie Crane

OH NO!

How am I supposed to get through the rest of my fucking day knowing that bassist Robbie Crane has left Lynch Mob?

I’ll just have to power through.

“With much thought and regret, I am resigning as the bass player of Lynch Mob,” Crane writes to his fan. Yes, fan.

“Thank you to all of the fans for your support of the band and Sound Mountain Sessions… It has been a wild two-year ride that I wouldn’t change for anything!”

I wonder why Robbie — also known for his work with Ratt — bailed?

I mean, what the fuck is he going to do now? Crochet? Why do some people never explain why they leave bands?

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.