Dec 11

…Because Everyone Needs Motörhead Vödka

Posted by Chris Harris on December 11, 2011 in News, Rad

Need

Motörhead have come up with yet another ass-kicking way to help you get fucked up, all in the name of earth-rattling rock.

Motörhead Vödka is a new premium vodka made from 100-percent locally grown wheat that has been distilled and bottled in the small market town of Malmköping, Sweden, according to a press release.

“It has a rich, full bodied and complex character, with a light and fruity aftertaste,” says the release. That’s how women sometimes describe Lemmy.

“A touch of barley gives the vodka a rounded and mellow grain character. Its distinctive taste is further enhanced by the unique locally sourced water, which has been naturally filtered for thousands of years in a ridge in Malmköping,” the release adds. “It’s an easy-drinking vodka, that can be enjoyed both with and without ice.”

All drinks, for the most part, can be enjoyed with or without ice, so that final sentence is unnecessary. Oh, and every bottle contains at least one droplet of sweat, collected from Lemmy’s furrowed brow.

I do have to say, that’s a lovely bottle. If I actually had money for a nice bar in my house, I’d love to have that bottle on display. Says something about who you are and what you like: namely, Motörhead and vodka.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.