Butcher Babies Singer Reveals She Popped An Implant

Yeah, she's metal

I’ve been with a lot of well-endowed women in my time — ones with both natural breasts and surgically-enhanced hangers.

The fake-titted broads always insisted God had blessed them with great racks, but I knew better. When you grab a boobie and there’s resistance, that’s sort of a dead giveaway.

I wouldn’t be into Carla Harvey.

Not that she’d be into me. But, she’s got fake breasts. Which was kind of obvious.

What may not be so obvious is this: leading a fake metal band bra-less can be dangerous to them implants.

“I broke a breast implant three years ago,” Harvey tells Revolver, who likely worship the ground she walks on.

“It ruptured and there was a slow leak. I didn’t wake up one day with a cyclops boob or anything, but I had to get them replaced, which sucks because I had to take six weeks off.”

Fake boobs are the worst.

Don’t ever get ‘em, girls. If a dude won’t dig you the way you are, they don’t deserve you.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • Jay Barnes

    “Don’t ever get ‘em, girls. If a dude won’t dig you the way you are, they don’t deserve you.”
    ^ Whoa.. FINALLY ! You have managed to write ONE sentence that sounds like it actually came from a person with a fully operational brain.