Cannibal Corpse Reveal New Album Details

Cannibal Corpse

Those turds over at spoke with Alex Webster of Cannibal Corpse recently, and for some reason, he told them a bunch of stuff about the new Cannibal record.

But first, let’s talk about second chances. Second chances don’t come around often, and generally speaking — with me — they’re few and fucking far between; fool me once, go fuck yourself. But recently, I gave someone a second chance, and she, me.

Fuck if I don’t regret it now.

Why do I regret it? Because for a minute there, I thought I’d finally found my lid — again. But maybe I have no lid (see here) Maybe I’m one of those garbage cans where, the lids flown away in a hurricane, and now, there’s always just garbage sticking out of me.

A girl I was in love with in college, who basically pulled my heart outta my chest, all kalimah style, and then stomped all over it with some other guy’s combat boots. Twisted bitch fucked me up for years — damage that wasn’t remedied for years.

We reconnected; I initiated contact. She seemed thrilled to hang; we did. Ended up fooling around a bit, and now, I’m feeling like she’s just fucking crushed my calloused heart once more.

She’s been being non-responsive, so I texted her today asking what was wrong. She tells me she’s going through a lot and needs to be alone now. It’s nothing I did or said.

Fuh. King. Bull. Shit. I have used that line countless times. I know what that line means — and so, I’m removing this lame ass loser from my mental rolodex and hence, my life. This ship has sailed honey, and I have learned a valuable lesson — you can’t relive the past, because it literally fucking repeats itself. That’s not just a phrase because some old crazy dude said it. That shit’s real.

By the way, the new Cannibal record will be called Torture and be out March 13. The very cool Erik Rutan of Hate Eternal produced the LP.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • Blitzkriegnz

    At least you got some pussy.