Death Metal Clown Busted On Child Porn Charge

The accused

Reports out of Illinois claim Martin L. Evanick, the 31-year-old drummer and vocalist for death metal band The Core of Your Nightmares, has been arrested.

He’s accused of making child pornography.

If this ends up being true, I hope everyone he’s incarcerated with is provided all the details surrounding his conviction.

Evanick performs under the pseudonym “Vlad” and was indicted last week.

He is being held without bail.

Prosecutors claim Evanick had sex with a minor in April and took close-up photos of the minor’s genitalia.

If convicted, Evanick faces between 15 and 30 years in prison, a $250,000 fine and term of supervised release between five years and life.

The other members of his band posted a statement on Facebook, saying, “We had no involvement or knowledge about these acts, and we in no way condone in such actions. What happened to him is unfortunate, but he brought it on himself.”

The band will carry on without him under a different name.

What a fucking tool. I hope someone sticks an arsenic-laced corn cob up his ass. Or better yet, 40.

BTW: Worst band name ever.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

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  • Dragon

    I bet the sick bastard does a lot of co-co-co-caine too!