DevilDriver Christmas Ornament Now Available

Posted by Chris Harris on November 21, 2011 in News, Sarcasm, Shamelessness

You know, that festive and commercialistic time of year is creeping up fast, and really, when I think of the reason behind the season, naturally, I think of DevilDriver.

Nothing will tell the relatives — and anyone who visits your home during this holiday — that you’re a douche bag more than a DevilDriver Christmas ornament.

The newly-available “Holiday Bundle” includes a T-shirt with the word “DevilDriver” across it, and an all-inclusive bevy of religious symbolism.

That same imagery appears on the ornament and a sticker that comes with the bundle.

Act quick, those of you with no justifiable musical taste…this fucking bundle is priced to move.

And, with a limit of 100 available, chances are all the other douches already grabbed up all the bundles.

If I happen to visit someone’s home this season, and I see this on their tree, I will set the tree on fire and blame fault string light wiring.

I mean it. If this ornament adorns your tree, do not invite me to your Christmas party.

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