Sep 2

Do I Want An Eddie Belt Buckle? Fuck Yes I Do

Posted by Chris Harris on September 2, 2010 in News, Rad

Me wants

You can bet your sweet tits I want the forthcoming belt buckle that’s a replica of the one worn by Iron Maiden’s crooner Bruce Dickinson. Any sugar mamas out there wanna order it for me?

Unfortunately, I went on the Great Frog’s Web site and can’t find a place to order the fucker. So I have no idea how much the belt buckle will be, but I’m sure it will cost a pretty penny. Or a few trillion. And by the way, ladies — if you do get it for me, please make sure there’s a belt connected to it.

So why is this a big deal? There are only two of these belt buckles in existence, and at least one of them belongs to Bruce. The Great Frog, who specialize in custom jewelry and accessories, made the original, and will make some more. But not a whole lot more. Only 50.

So ladies — order quick. The belt buckle’s silver, FYI. So, considering its a limited edition collectible any Iron Maiden fan would desire, that shit’s gonna cost you or your husband a bit.

Because I’m in a good mood, here’s a picture of Candace Rae, who — so far as I can tell — is the best thing to happen to my eyes since Visine.

Me wants

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.