Don’t Buy A Computer From Dance Gavin Dance Singer

This is what damage control looks like

First of all, I hate this fucking band, even if they are post-hardcore. I hate their name, their music, and their stupid look. Dance Gavin Dance are — to quote my girlfriend — “freakin’ horrible.” Truly, they are. Normally, I wouldn’t be covering this band…at all. But when a dude in a band is alleged to have swindled people out of their hard-earned cash, I feel it is my duty to warn my readership.

An article that surfaced online last week claims Dance Gavin Dance frontman Jonny Craig is a turd. The article — written by a fan — claims that Craig “sold” a used Macbook to the fan over a series of emails and texts. The money was sent to Craig ($600, in fact) and guess what? The computer never showed. Now, more people are coming out of the woodwork, claiming they were similarly sold a used Macbook, paid for it, but never received jack from Craig — who has gone on Twitter to deny he’s a crook.

The picture in this post is an example of one such Tweet, where dude is claiming he didn’t scam anyone. But if you read the texts provided the article, you can see Craig is just stalling this kid, dancing Gavin dancing around the issue, blowing him off, and offering excuse after excuse. This is why I don’t buy shit online from sites like eBay. Fuck that noise.

Of course, everyone is innocent until proven guilty. But this is not looking good for Mr. Craig. In fact, I would not be surprised if the po-po somehow are involved in this. Just let this be a warning to you: Don’t buy a computer from Jonny Craig. Or Jenny Craig, for that matter.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • dingo

    Chris Harris can get fucked.

    • Anonymous

      You first man sipper

  • Rickybobby1391

    Dance Gavin Dance is one of the finest post-hardcore bands around. That being said, if he really did this shit, he deserves to go to jail.

  • laddergoat

    Typical fucking ignorant, arrogant, close-minded metal-head. Dance Gavin Dance are extremely talented musicians, despite what has gone on here. Don’t drag the rest of the band into things just because of one of the member’s actions!

    • http://twitter.com/Ludichristian Christian Mendiola

      lol you’re stupid.

    • Anonymous

      you’re a Douche Gavin Douche

      • laddergoat

        Yeah nice one mate. Creative. I think Jonny Craig is a douchebag, pretty much always have done, but I don’t think your ‘article’ needs your opinion on what you think of Dance Gavin Dance, especially musically. He’s also primarily the lead singer of Emarosa. Also don’t insult your readers.

  • Jamo_p

    you a fuck tard dont believe everything you read ass whip

    • Anonymous

      Don’t believe over 20 people who claim the same thing

  • AJR

    “Warn my readership.”

    Nobody who reads anything you say would listen to a word you write. You’re damn retarded man.

    • Anonymous

      I actually have readers. And you actually have AIDS.

  • Kirzo

    Dunno how people still think he’s innocent. The guy’s an idiot. Just proves he doesn’t give a shit about his fans, or his fellow bandmates for that matter!

  • PenisBalls

    What say we do some true damage control and control how much damage we do to this douichebag.

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    f***ing scammers.

  • Anonymous

    Jesus. You mean to tell me there are actually fans of this assholes clown music? you all have shit jammed in your ears. commit suicide. like real suicide, not the career suicide that you’re heroin addicted clown has done.