Dying Fetus Putting Out Ugly Holiday Sweater

Lamazing!

I wish this trend would cease.

I mean, I get that bands need to make money, and that the only real way to do it is through merch. But these ugly holiday sweaters…they’re just so lame.

But Dying Fetus today released one that’s sort of amazing.

It’s still lame, but…it says “Kill Your Mother, Rape Your Dog” on it.

It’s lamazing.

Go here to order it.

I might get on board with this trend if Deicide put one out.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.