Nov 30

Ex-Hollywood Undead Frontman Releases Tit-Filled Video

Posted by Chris Harris on November 30, 2011 in News, Shamelessness, Video

Deuce

Yes, folks. There is one reason, and one reason only for why we’re posting this video: It is full of breasts. Big, bouncy, beautiful breasts.

So, in short, if you’re at work, maybe you should just pull out your iPhone or Droid, look up the site on Google (if you haven’t already bookmarked it, and if you haven’t — shame on you!) and watch it on that, or wait until you get home tonight.

I like boobs as much as the next man, but we don’t need you losing your job because of former Hollywood Undead frontman Douche’s new video. Wait, I mean Deuce. His name is Deuce. Same diff.

The video was directed by Nathan Cox and the music is fucking awful. Hit mute before you press play, and just look at the implants. That’s all you have to do.

This Deuce character is fucking assassination worthy; a case for a mercy killing. It bothers me to my very core that this waste of sperm and eggs gets upper level ass. It disturbs me. His music is worse than anything Limp Bizkit’s ever done, and they did that Who cover — so that’s saying a fucking lot.

You can’t unhear this song, people. So again, I must warn you — mute the computer. Deuce has an album coming out in March called Nine Lives. You won’t be buying it, if I know you at all. You are here for the tits. 


Deuce “Let’s Get It Crackin’” (Official Video) from DeuceLA on Vimeo.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.