Five Finger Death Punch Frontman Does Not Like Black Veil Brides

Five Finger Death Punch

That’s like AIDS hating cancer.

Like Poison hating Mötley Crüe.

Like pig shit hating duck shit.

But yes — Ivan Moody, the frontman for Five Fisted Douche Brunch, has taken to the web to air his disdain for a band that’s equally as shitty, Blue Ball Brides.

Black Veil won the Golden God award for “Song of the Year,” which means nothing in the grand scheme of things.

I guess Moody was gunning for that award, and was bummed his utterly obtuse gang of bandmates didn’t win it.

Moody posted a link to a Black Veil Brides song on Facebook today, along with the words, “I’ll say it.. YUCK!!”

This, coming from a dude whose band can’t take criticism…at all.

He added: “Time for people to be ‘REAL.’ This sux.”

You’d know.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • Mike Wright

    You need to find out what’s the deal with the pic of Ivan, Rob and Philip. I saw an interview where Ivan and his band were saying he had a bad interaction with Philip and that he thought Philip was a DICKHEAD and now he’s all trying to look like he’s cool with two fucking legends. What’s the deal?

    • Elvis

      The deal is that people change, he is mature enough now.

  • Elvis

    I know you won’t approve my comment but dude get over it, you know and everybody knows how disrespectful BVB were at the GGA, Ivan was just real about what he feels about those Motley Crue wannabes, you don’t like 5FDP fine but you are nowhere near a real music journalist, you have no ethic whatsoever.

  • Brendan

    I may not agree with you on some things. But man, your articles have consistently made whatever beverage I’m drinking come out my nose due to laughter. Stay awesome. That’s all I came here to say….and 5FDP suck. There.

  • LaLaLaidarR

    “Five fisted douche brunch”
    Well, this author is a complete joke. And mature too.

  • Ian Evil

    Your a complete joke mooseknuckle