Five Finger Death Punch Touring With Hatebreed?

Kate Upton hates sweaty goons

That’s the word from ThePRP, who have caught wind of the rumor.

Five Finger Death Punch and Hatebreed…on the same bill? Man, there are going to some ignorant motherfuckers in that pit. Stay away, unless you want to have your body violated in any myriad of ways.

The rumor also has All That Remains on the bill, and a few other yet-to-be-determined bands rounding the thing out.

Damn, that ignorance quotient just shot through the fucking roof.

By the way, I think this rumor’s probably to be believed. This afternoon, Five Finger Death Punch revealed on their Facebook page that “Big news [is] coming Monday. Stay tuned.”

Or gooned. I know a lot of goons who are going to be at this fucking thing. Dudes with bad tattoos and steroid veinage. Man, this tour’s going to just lead to fucking damage.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • AES

    Do you not like any of those three bands?

    • Anonymous

      I like old Hatebreed and pre-ego All That Remains.

  • MDS

    your a fag… if you new anything about these bands or even saw them live I think you would see how these bands have actually made a name for themselves in the metal industry. Also, if you have never been to a rock n roll concert if your not acting like a total moron you aren’t doing it right. I would much rather get whiplash and get punched in the face because of someone going insane with the heavy metal sound than just sit at a country “rock” show and wave my lighter around the whole concert like a damn faggot