Former Winds of Plague Keyboardist Joins A Cancerous Affair

Posted by Chris Harris on January 26, 2012 in News

Kristen Randall — late of Winds of Plague, where she played keyboards — has a perky little set of delicious num nums. And now, she has a new job.

Randall has joined A Cancerous Affair, the new project featuring ex-Darkest Hour members Kris Norris and Ryan Parrish.

A Cancerous Affair are currently in pre-production with some new material and are set to release a video with interviews and behind-the-scenes footage soon.

A press release claims the band’s music most sounds like “melodic Swedish metal with a touch of prog, ambient, and rock.”

I wonder if Randall still sends dudes nudies. In this day and age, with sites like IsAnyoneUp?, I hope not.

Kristen’s one of those chicks I’d hit and quit. And then she’d be all over my jock for weeks because the dick was so good. Pathetic. I wonder if any of the dudes in the band are gonna get that shit.

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