Feb 3

Funeral Whore To Release New Album This Month

Posted by Chris Harris on February 3, 2012 in New Records, News

Step Into Damnation

Mexican metal powerhouse Chaos Records will release Funeral Whore’s new album on February 27.

Called Step into Damnation, the highly-anticipated debut from the Dutch bruisers is as real as old school death metal gets, a press release claims: as terrifyingly crushing as it is 100 percent uncompromising.

This band’s recommended for fans of Grave, Unleashed, and Entombed.

And I am recommended for chicks who love hard wang.

This band features a chick named Kellie, who is blonde. She seems like she might be hot; she plays guitar.

I’m surprised Revolver hasn’t tapped that ass for their exploitative Hottest Chicks in Metal feature. Fucking creepy fucks.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.