Guns N’ Roses To Take Los Angeles Over In March
Posted by Chris Harris on February 29, 2012 in News, Tour DatesSo, the cat’s out of the bag — I have a girlfriend. Longtime readers should be psyched for me at this point. But it’s official — I am off the meat market.
This has nothing to do with Guns N’ Roses, mind you. But this is my blog, so, I make the rules.
In short, though, Guns N’ Roses will be playing a trio of Los Angeles shows in March, following the band’s recent New York Takeover during Fashion Week. Axl Rose inexplicably loves Fashion Week. I think it may have something to do with models.
Anyways, so yeah — I got a girl. Those Guns dates follow at the end of this post. So, yeah — I’m spoken for.
It’s strange and awesome at the same time, folks. Strange in that it’s been so long since I’ve been into someone this strongly, and had those feelings reciprocated. I am, of course, referring to The Upton. But I digress.
She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s sweet, and she’s strong-willed, which is something I can’t say for most people. Is she a metal head? Not yet. So far, she seems eager to learn about filthy black shit, and I am breaking her in slowly.
I spent this past weekend with her, and we lounged around, watching “The Walking Dead” and “Breaking Bad” and eating pancakes and it ruled. Way harder than a GN’R show ever could. And while I am likely to blog about her more in the future, don’t think GSA is going to turn into some fucking weak-ass, pussy-whipped, starry-eyed blog about how awesome everything is. You might get the man a woman, but in my case, that doesn’t mean the man will change.
I remain a grizzled, suspicious, blunt slayer of bullshit and slinger of prose. I’m just not fucking around anymore.
So, anyways, here’s them dates for them GN’R Los Angeles shit-shows.
5/9: Hollywood Palladium @ Los Angeles, CA
5/11: The Wiltern @ Los Angeles, CA
5/12: House of Blues @ West Hollywood, CA