Guns N’ Roses To Take Los Angeles Over In March

...because I'm not posting a pic of her

So, the cat’s out of the bag — I have a girlfriend. Longtime readers should be psyched for me at this point. But it’s official — I am off the meat market.

This has nothing to do with Guns N’ Roses, mind you. But this is my blog, so, I make the rules.

In short, though, Guns N’ Roses will be playing a trio of Los Angeles shows in March, following the band’s recent New York Takeover during Fashion Week. Axl Rose inexplicably loves Fashion Week. I think it may have something to do with models.

Anyways, so yeah — I got a girl. Those Guns dates follow at the end of this post. So, yeah — I’m spoken for.

It’s strange and awesome at the same time, folks. Strange in that it’s been so long since I’ve been into someone this strongly, and had those feelings reciprocated. I am, of course, referring to The Upton. But I digress.

She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s sweet, and she’s strong-willed, which is something I can’t say for most people. Is she a metal head? Not yet. So far, she seems eager to learn about filthy black shit, and I am breaking her in slowly.

I spent this past weekend with her, and we lounged around, watching “The Walking Dead” and “Breaking Bad” and eating pancakes and it ruled. Way harder than a GN’R show ever could. And while I am likely to blog about her more in the future, don’t think GSA is going to turn into some fucking weak-ass, pussy-whipped, starry-eyed blog about how awesome everything is. You might get the man a woman, but in my case, that doesn’t mean the man will change.

I remain a grizzled, suspicious, blunt slayer of bullshit and slinger of prose. I’m just not fucking around anymore.

So, anyways, here’s them dates for them GN’R Los Angeles shit-shows.

5/9: Hollywood Palladium @ Los Angeles, CA
5/11: The Wiltern @ Los Angeles, CA
5/12: House of Blues @ West Hollywood, CA

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • BuriedWithChildren

    is this why we are seeing less pictures of hot broads?

    • Anonymous

      No. Blame advertisers for that.

  • buriedwithchildren

    very well. Guess I really come here for metal news….i can perv out somewhere else