I Suddenly Care About A Band Called Illnath


Before today, I had never heard of the band Illnath, but today, am very much interested in the Danish band.

They’re a death metal outfit, fronted by a blonde with a sexy scowl. She looks like she’s gnaw through my rib cage after sex. Like a praying mantis.

Illnath will issue their fourth album, 4 Shades Of Me, on March 12 through Pitch Black Records.

A press release says the album contains 11 songs that showcase the band’s progression “leaving completely aside keyboards and other symphonic elements. This is pure, hard-pounding aggressive metal!”

Oh, good. I guess they used to be symphonic metal, but realized that shit’s whack and thought better of it.

A new tour is being planned, details of which will be announced soon.

I will go see Illnath if they come to the states, just because I want to see that singer’s ass in tight jeans.

This is what Illnath sounds like now.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.