Jan 5

It’s 2012, And Still, No Reason To Attend Warped Tour

Posted by Chris Harris on January 5, 2012 in Huh?, News

The only reason to go to Warped: Drunk chicks

Yup.

I won’t be attending Warped Tour. No way, no how.

So far, the bill is pretty fucking beat. And each week they roll out the newest additions to the lineup, and I just shrug and think, “What time is it?”

The latest additions to Warped include Impending Doom, Blessthefall, Machine Gun Kelly, A Loss For Words, Man Overboard, Stepdad and Super Water Sympathy.

Wow. It’s so underwhelming, I can’t even breathe. I just passed out from loss of oxygen.

Every Time I Die, Chelsea Grin, Memphis May Fire, The Silver Comet, Sleeping With Sirens, Bayside, Vampires Everywhere!, I Fight Dragons, Polar Bear Club, and Tomorrows Bad Seeds.

The only reason to attend Warped is the drunk, easy chicks in bikinis who’ll be there.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.

  • NFLD

    Tomorrows Bad Seeds?? Ska/Raggae, at warped, that’s fucken stupid.

    • http://twitter.com/hpaq Hailey Paquette

      Warped tour was originally a ska punk tour, or at least had mostly ska bands. 

    • Music Lover

      Obviously you have never seen TBS live. They put on a kick ass show! 

  • Temotibbles

    chelsea grin fucking rules you douche bagz