Sep 4

Looking Good, Vince! Good Looking Vince…

Posted by Chris Harris on September 4, 2010 in News, Shamelessness

Nice shirt, asshole

Wow. That soccer mom in the picture to the left is Vince Neil, Motley Crue’s lead singer. Vince was busted back in late June on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol in Las Vegas, after failing three field sobriety tests.

Oh, and Vince’s blood alcohol level, according to TMZ, was nearly three times the legal limit. I guess Vince doesn’t remember much about the 1980s, and how it was his drunken ass that was behind the wheel in that accident that killed Hanoi Rocks’ Nicholas “Razzle” Dingley. Vince was sentenced to 30 days behind bars and five years probation.

I don’t know how you feel, but I’m pissed at Vince. What a disrespectful motherfucker! If I had killed someone in a car accident because I was tanked, I’d probably think twice about drinking and driving in the future. What a dumb fuck! Hey Vince — you cut someone’s life short in ‘84. It’s been more than 20 years since that, and you now live in Vegas, own a chain of tattoo shops, and your own restaurant at the Hilton. And now, you’re busted for the same stupid shit that killed your friend!

Why don’t you just go shit on Razzle’s gravestone while fucking his mom in the mouth? You have problems, Vince. Three times the legal limit? Cops pull you over for speeding and weaving in and out of your lane? You think killing someone would teach you a lesson about driving drunk.

Vince will be arraigned at the end of the month. I think he needs some time behind bars to give him some time to mull over his life, the choices he’s made, and why he’s a fucking fucktard. Fat bitch.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.

  • AppleBlossom

    Now I like that article. Sums it up very nicely about people like him…