Jan 6

Metallica 3D Movie Confirmed

Posted by Chris Harris on January 6, 2012 in News, Shamelessness

Metallica

OK, so, this is basically the last fucking straw.

First Lulu, and now, Metallica are releasing a 3D film? I’m done with them.

Done.

“As you know, we generally make it a policy not to comment on gossip or rumors, but we also pride ourselves on being first with ‘Tallica news,” the band’s site reads.

“So, with that said, the more astute of you may have noticed a couple of mentions in trade publications, and most recently in the new issue of Rolling Stone, that a Metallica 3D movie is in the works. We’re here to tell you that, yes, there is indeed a 3D project in the very early stages of production!”

I wonder if James Hetfield’s pock marks will jump off the screen and attack moviegoers. If not, write it into the script.

“We wish we could tell you more right now, but we don’t have all the finer points nailed down just yet. What we can tell you is that we are planning on being in a theatre near you sometime in 2013 and as you hear us say ever so often, this will be the space for all the details as we finalize them,” the band revealed.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.