Metallica, Iron Maiden Set For Rock In Rio

Iron Maiden

Why wouldn’t they be?

Metallica and Iron Maiden dig ass. And in Rio, there is lots of ass to be seen. From what I’m told.

From what people tell me, every chick walks around in a thong down there, with their delectable booty cheeks slapping together as they strut down the sidewalk.

Anyways, so, yeah…Metallica and Iron Maiden will be in Rio to rock next year, as part of next year’s Rock In Rio festival.

The festival is set to take place September 13 through September 15, 2013, and September 19 through September 22, 2013, in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

“We are super-psyched to be returning to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil for our sixth Rock In Rio!,” Metallica said in a collective statement.

Because of the thongs. I’m telling you!

Sepultura is also set to perform, but you knew that already.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.