Sep 29

Motörhead Make Digging Wine Cool Again

Posted by Chris Harris on September 29, 2011 in News

Lemmy wants you to get shitfaced

At least that’s what I took from this press release, announcing the Motörhead Shiraz. Yes, Motörhead Shiraz.

“Hard rock fans who love wine, but hate the image can now pick up a bottle of ruby that’s been approved by the crown prince of rock and metal himself, Lemmy Kilmister,” the release says.

The Australian Shiraz is available in the U.K. from Great Wine Online and “has been carefully selected by the hard rock legends and has been described as a wine with a fruity aroma, flavors of vanilla, blackberries, plums, eucalyptus and liquorice, but with soft rounded tannins.”

“My advice is — approach it with caution. I mean, wine is deceptive, anything can happen,” says Lemmy.

Now we all know the man’s secret…how he lands all these sexual women…wine!

Guys, this is a discovery and a half. Wine is the key to Lemmy’s mojo. He get’s ‘em drunk, and they can’t say no. Genius.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.