Jul 26

Ozzy Osbourne Spends More For Dog Than Bands Earned On Ozzfest

Posted by Chris Harris on July 26, 2011 in Gross, News

I hope it shits all over his fucking house

Holy shit, talk about a lot of money for a small ball of fluff!

People magazine claims Ozzy Osbourne and his misses, Sharon Osbourne, have a new dog they paid $10,000 for.

Imagine what $10,000 could do for you. Imagine. The problems you could make go away, the hookers and blow you could buy. Yeah, well, that’s what they spent on a fucking dog.

In a world where shelters are flooded with animals no one wants, the Osbournes paid $10,000 for that. I know Vision of Disorder didn’t even make that on Ozzfest. No way they did. In fact, they may have paid the Osbournes that much to be on the fucking thing.

Ozzy bid on the dog — and won — during a live auction at the 13th annual Design Care, an event that benefits the HollyRod Foundation, which provides financial assistance to people dealing with autism. The bidding started at $5,000, but Ozzy continued to outbid everyone in the room, and the auction eventually ended with the singer’s final offer of $10,000.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.

  • http://www.facebook.com/christopherbuttner Christopher Buttner

    Proceeds of this auction, and the Osbourne’s $10K purchase
    of this dog, benefit Robinson Peete’s HollyRod Foundation, which helps families
    coping with autism and Parkinson’s disease.  What’s gross is your inaccurate reporting.

    • Anonymous

      You’re gross