Protest The Hero, Periphery Plotting Tour

Protest the Hero

That’s right, you lesbian lizard farmer!

Protest the Hero and Periphery are reportedly planning to hit the road together in late March for a four-week tour, which will also boast the mighty Jeff Loomis and The Safety Fire.

Count me fucking in, people. Loomis, Periphery, Protest the Hero? I may just get prescription glasses for this show, to get the full nerd experience going.

The trek has not been announced, but some dates have slipped out…like an overzealous peen working a super tight box.

Protest the Hero, Periphery dates:
3/25: Chicago, IL @ Bottom Lounge
3/26: Lawrence, KS @ Granada
3/27: Dallas, TX @ Trees
3/28: Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
3/30: Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine
3/31: Phoenix, AZ @ Club Red
4/1: Los Angeles, CA @ Key Club
4/2: San Francisco, CA @ Slim’s
4/3: Portland, OR @ The Branx
4/4: Seattle, WA @ Studio Seven
4/6: Salt Lake City, UT @ In The Venue
4/7: Denver, CO @ Summit
4/9: St. Louis, MO @ Pops
4/10: Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave II
4/11: Detroit, MI @ Magic Stick
4/12: Columbus, OH @ The Outland Ballroom
4/13: Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop
4/14: Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
4/16: Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
4/17: Orlando, FL @ The Social
4/18: Raleigh, NC @ Lincoln Theater
4/20: New York, NY @ Gramercy
4/22: Philadelphia, PA @ Trocadero

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • Lambgoat

    “like an overzealous peen working a super tight box”

    seriously? I can’t read your news posts without cringing.

    • Anonymous

      Don’t read ‘em then.

      • Lambgoat

        i’m sure you’re nice and everything, but are you 14 years-old or what?

        • Anonymous

          I’m not nice, actually. Everyone has a different sense of humor, dude. Do you have something against vagina?

  • Columbella

    For the sake of full disclosure of information, there is actually a fifth band on this lineup; an independent progressive metal band from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada, called Today I Caught the Plague.

    If you haven’t heard of them, check out their music video here:

    Highly recommend catching them live.