Rockstar Mayhem Lineup: Last Minute Speculation

Butcher Babies

In less than a week, we will finally learn how good or bad the lineup’s going to be for this summer’s Rockstar Energy Drink Mayhem Festival.

I’m impatient, though. And I follow WolverineKills, which has been claiming — either with informed insider information or the art of reasoned deduction — to have the fest’s lineup for weeks now.

Here is how they claim it will play out, and for all intents and purposes, I can see this tour happening.

I can see all of these bands committing to it, because they either have new records out or have ones coming out.

This site claims headlining the thing with be Rob Zombie, along with Five Fingered Clam Munch, and our boys in Lamb of God.

I promise an Adler Chatter is in the works.

The site further alleges Mastodon will be on the bill, with Machine Head, Children of Bodom, In This Moment, Amon Amarth, Emmure, Battlecross, Meaningless In White, Job For A Cowboy, Huntress, Behemoth, and those talentless cum dumpsters in Butcher Babies.

There’s also claims at the site that the Sumerian Stage will boast Born of Osiris, City In The Sea, and either The Faceless, After The Burial, and Periphery filling the last two slots.

This, of course, is all speculation. But next Monday, we’ll see if this pans out.

If it doesn’t, I foresee a mass exodus from WolverineKills.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • http://twitter.com/EskimoPam EskimoPam

    5 finger clam munch hahaaaa

  • http://www.facebook.com/drewgoodwine Drew Goodwine

    wow that’s a shitty lineup. mastodon, amon amarth, behemoth, maybe LoG are alright but it’s just not worth it.

  • RealJournalist

    brb somebody posted a lineup on friendster, and im going to present it as news

    • christhescribe

      Coward