Sadly, Brony Metal Exists

Ewww...

Ewww…

This is beyond unusual, and musically, it’s fairly fucking weak too.

So, bronies are the lowest and creepiest form of human life imaginable, agreed? Well, there’s music for these fucks now. Metal music.

“The L-Train proudly presents Moonrise: A Symphonic Metal Opera, based on a story from ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic,’” says the Bandcamp page of The L-Train.

Gimme three guesses what the L stands for.

“Moonrise tells the story of the rise and fall of Nightmare Moon, 1,000 years ago, and features the talents of many bronies from around the world.”

Man, what’s the world fucking coming to? I ask myself this question almost daily. If bronies are ever accepted by society, I’m moving to the bottom of the ocean.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • Broncorick69

    The whole bronie concept makes me puke in my mouth a little if I think about it too much.