Secret Service Investigating Dumb Ass Ted Nugent Following Dumb Ass Comments

Ted's dumb

Reports claim the Secret Service will be meeting with Ted Nugent at some point today following remarks he made April 14 in St. Louis at the National Rifle Association convention.

Nugent — who has endorsed Mitt Romney in the general election — said, among other things, “If you don’t know that our government is wiping its ass with the constitution, you’re living under a rock… I’ll tell you this right now: if Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

What’s that mean, Ted? You’ll commit suicide or do something even more drastic?

“Our president, and attorney general, our vice president, Hillary Clinton — they’re criminals,” said the man who supported war criminal George W. Bush. “We’re Americans because we defied the king… We are patriots, we are bravehearts. We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Any questions?”

Yeah, I have a question for you Ted: What happened to your brain, you ignorant hick? Did you sneeze real hard and lose it?

Ted may not be the sharpest tool in shed, but he’s gotta know that his comments were going to come back and bite him in the ass.

Nugent has since spoken with conservative radio douche Glenn Beck, saying, “We actually have heard from the Secret Service and they have a duty. I support them. I salute them. And I look forward to our meeting tomorrow… I’ve never threatened anybody’s life in my life. I’ve never threatened. I don’t waste breath threatening.”

No, he just kills. Like all the helpless animals he kills for sport.

Fuck Ted Nugent in his fucking ear.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • edward przydzial

    chris harris you’re a big fat infected pussy…

  • Neo Anderson

    I agree with Mr. Harris, it is clear to me that TED THE BIG HEAD has lost his mind someplace along the way.  I grew up with THE NUGGES music and thought he was wild and out of control, but that’s what I liked about him in my youth.  Yet I am an adult now and it is clear that Ted never evolved from his Cro-Magnon state.  It’s true that evolution exists as not everyone is evolving at the same rate.  Ted is a perfect example of this fact.  Unfortunately there is no antidote for those that exhibit this neophyte behavior.  Anyone that can support George W. Bush and in the same breath call Obama a criminal, truly can not see outside of the box.  In closing I believe Ted is entitled to his opinion and I for one am glad that he expressed it as I don’t fault him for his opinion, I only fault him for his inability to see the big picture.  To put a label on one person and say it’s their fault is ludicrous.  These people we elect are puppets for the elites that have their own “hidden” agendas.  Really… why isn’t anyone looking past the puppets into the eyes of the true CRIMINALS?   

  • Smarter than YOU!

    Miss Harris
    You are a dip shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/adam.thiemann.7 Adam Thiemann

    FUCK YOU!!!!! “Helpless animals”??? Thats why he has his own personal wildlife refuge…. Maybe if your head wasnt so far up your ass youd realize that. Oh and untill obama decides to change the constitution and get rid of freedom of speach, eat shit!!!

  • k h

    i hate ted nugent. he gives us hunters a bad name. not only does he kill 80 pigs in a day on national television and try to justify it as a service to the american people (and i am certain he did not eat a single pig), but he constantly is ranting against anything democrats without any reasoning, just hate. guys like him representing the republican party helped obama get a 2nd term.