Slayer Lullaby Album Coming Next Week
Posted by Chris Harris on August 10, 2012 in News, Shamelessness, Why?Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star, the company behind a ton of releases which basically convert rock and metal songs into lullabies, announced that next week they’ll ruin Slayer’s songs.
Just as they have with Iron Maiden, Metallica, and Rush’s songs.
I have heard some of these albums. I’ve got nieces and nephews. They’re almost always unlistenable.
Like, it’s funny for a minute. But then it immediately becomes fucking annoying. Especially when they massacre metal tunes.
Lullaby Versions Of Slayer drops August 14 on Roma Music Group.
The disc will feature all the classics: “South Of Heaven,” “Seasons In The Abyss,” “Raining Blood” and “Angel of Death.”
Other songs on the set include “Spill The Blood,” “World Painted Blood,” “Disciple,” “Skeletons Of Society,” “War Ensemble,” “Dead Skin Mask,” “Hell Awaits,” and “Black Magic.”
You can hear samples here.
I can’t wait until Mastodon cash the check and their lullabies are transformed into unlistenable tripe.
Who’s next? Death? Immortal? Mayhem? Burzum? Steel Panther?