Oct 7

Trivium’s Matt Heafy Wants To Be Like Korn

Posted by Chris Harris on October 7, 2011 in News, Poop

I wanna collaborate with her muff

OK, that’s a slight exaggeration, but still slightly true.

Trivium leader Matt Heafy recently spoke with Loudwire.com, and was asked about his dream collaboration. His answer may surprise you. Not a ressurected Chuck Schuldiner — no, he’s rather work with someone Korn recently did some shit with.

That punk-ass Skrillex dude. Does that mean Trivium will be the next band to hop on that dubstep wagon? I wish I could murder dubstep. Just stamp it off the face of the planet in some little buttery dubstep holocaust.

This is what Matty had to say: “Because I like to follow suit with doing things that are opposites, I would love to do something with Lady Gaga or Skrillex, things that are just totally different or even Angelo [Badalamenti] — I’m not going to try to pronounce his last name. He’s the guy that scores all of David Lynch’s movies, he makes really intense, just ambient noise textures, I think he would be really cool to collaborate with.”

Dude, what the fuck? You’re an asshole. Like, straight up man. No doubt about that. Ass. Hole.

Of all the possible answers, you say Skrillex and Lady Gaga.

Ass. Holery.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.

  • Dizz

    Who the fuck reads this shit?

  • Anonymous

    No, you sir, are the asshole. He can do whatever the fuck he wants, you know why? Because he’s Matt fucking Heafy. And who the fuck are you? Just some dumbass ignorant journalist. Get the fuck off and worry about the music YOU like.