Vampires Everywhere Bassist Has Gay Porn Past

Alex Rogue

So, I’ve held off on doing this story for a while, following the last spate of complaints about male genitalia abounding on the site, but this is something I’ve known about for a while. It’s metal’s own Weinergate.

It seems Vampires Everywhere bassist Alex Rogue (born: Alex Hernandez) has confirmed that he was in a gay porno once, and that he was the girl in it. IsAnyoneUp? posted the extremely graphic, not-safe-for-work pics a while ago, if you wanna see them.

Just remember one thing: Gay porn can’t be unseen.

He Tweeted the following: “So everyone knows when I was 19, I smoked meth and did gay porn once. But you know what? I am 27 years old. I grown up. Love you all.”

I guess Vampires do go Everywhere


I love the way he just brushes it off, like it’s common. “Oh yeah, everyone knows I used to smoke meth and let a dude take pictures of me while another dude put his willie in my wonka” — as though everyone is keeping tabs on this asshole and his asshole. Give me a break. I guess using meth excuses all kinds of behavior, huh? “I was so high, I’d do anything.”

When I was in college, I’ll admit it — on more than a few occasions, I got high. I’m not sure I could’ve gotten high enough to be in a gay porn, though. You’d have to shoot heroin into my eyeballs before I’d even consider it.

According to IAU, dude had the gay porn pics pulled off the porn site they first appeared on. Unfortunately for him, IAU saved them. Score! I always knew there was a reason I didn’t like this band.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • Neofire13

    …this is news? really?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1371272524 Will Breen

    Huh. I was under the impression that you weren’t a Vampires Everywhere fan because you thought they sucked.
    OT: Meh. We have all had (or still have) shitty and/or profoundly embarrassing jobs. The only difference between this dude’s shitty job and yours is that his involved taking a literal cock up his ass as opposed to a metaphorical one.

    • Anonymous

      They do suck. This story was just too good

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  • http://www.facebook.com/justfqinfaydra Faydra Casey

    “i always knew there was a reason i didnt like this band”
    meaning what? that him takin it up the butt is a reason you dont like them. If you dont like their music, ok, but really who gives a f@#$ if he did gay porn for whatever reason. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/justfqinfaydra Faydra Casey

    so you found out the reason you dont like them is  because he took it up the a$$ ? thats gayer than his buttporn. dislike them if you want because you dont like their music, but to say “i knew there was a reason i didnt like them” make you sound like a homophobic douche.

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  • Jjjkk

    So you didn’t like a bands music because one of their members was in a porno EIGHT YEARS AGO that’s extremely ignorant. Extremely.