Victory Records Signs Gimmick Band

I keep thinking that mike's a cock, and I laugh

Victory Record has signed a band called Snow White’s Poison Bite.

That’s uncanny. I was in a band in high school called Grumpy’s Distended Ass Boil.

Look, the second I see some clown with makeup and a baseball cap or doo-rag on, I shrug and move on.

I don’t like bands that need such thuggish costumes. And have names worse than syphilis.

Yesterday, Victory Records announced they will release the band’s next album next year.

They also released this video, which gives one absolutely no impression of what this band sounds like. But then some dude with skull makeup all over his face steps into the frame and I lose interest.


Fuck, that’s really one of the worst band names I’ve ever heard.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.