I mean, each week, Wednesday rolls around, and more bands are added to Warped’s bill. But none are ever any good.
Therefore, we can make the conclusion that the Warped Tour itself will suck a big satchel of uncircumcised wangs.
The latest additions to the lineup are Parkway Drive, Vanna (who just inked a deal with Pure Noise Records), TheCityShakeUp, and We The Kings.
They join previously announced bands Motionless In White, The Word Alive, This Wild Life, Real Friends, Courage My Love, Less Than Jake, Born Of Osiris, Yellowcard, The Story So Far, Echosmith, We Are The In Crowd, Beebs and Her Money Makers, Chelsea Grin, Terror, I Fight Dragons, Falling In Reverse, A Lot Like Birds, Breathe Carolina, Bad Rabbits, Secrets, To The Wind, MC Chris, Enter Shikari, Anberlin, Issues, Cute Is What We Aim For, Survive This!, The Devil Wears Prada, The Color Morale, Nit GriT, Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!, Crown the Empire, The Maine, Volumes, State Champs, the Ready Set, Saves The Day, The Ghost Inside, A Skylit Drive, Beartooth, I The Mighty, Attila, Stray From The Path, Tear Out The Heart, Mayday Parade, The Protomen, Air Dubai, Mixtapes, Plague Vendor, Teenage Bottlerocket and For Today.