Warped Tour: The Most Metal Tour Ever, Possibly

Black Veil Brides

The most metal tour on the motherloving planet just got fucking ten times more metal!

First, the Black Dahlia Murder signed on last month, and I complained (and still stand by what I said) that the tour didn’t meet the high metal standards of onetime GSA columnist Trevor Strnad.

Now, they’ve added the likes of Bring Me The Horizon, Black Veil Brides and 3OH!3 to the mix, making this easily the heaviest tour ever assembled. Ever.

The tour also added black metal outfit August Burns Red, death metallers Never Shout Never, and grindcore band Bowling For Soup.

Add this to the already brutal lineup of such praised metal acts as Hawthorne Heights, Goldfinger, Big D And The Kids Table, Motion City Soundtrack, Reel Big Fish, Woe, Is Me, Like Moths To Flames and Sleeping With Sirens and…well, I can see why Trevor couldn’t resist the opportunity.

Metal — it’s what’s for sale.

Now, pardon me while I go dig my fucking car out.

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About Chris Harris

Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Before that, he spent four years writing for MTV News.

  • Lol

    Trevor must ejaculate cocaine for you to be obsessing and fiending over just throwing his name into every article you could possibly think of. I guess they need to start a new 12 step program.

    • christhescribe

      I don’t like cocaine, emo prick