Nov 2

Whitechapel Bassist Busts His Hand

Posted by Chris Harris on November 2, 2012 in Gross, News

All his fingers are small, but his thumb is big and bruised

Ouch!

That looks like it hurts.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: Masturbating furiously will end up costing you in the end.

I kid. I’m sure he’s very gentle with himself.

Whitechapel bassist Gabe Crisp was probably just horsing around when he hurt his wittle thumb.

“Might of hurt my thumb yesterday. Cant tell,” he deadpanned when posting that picture.

Gabe did not disclose just how his thumb was injured.

I bet he was giving a girl the Vulcanator and his thumb got twisted back in that butthole.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.