Oct 16
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Crest Of Darkness To Release Sixth LP

Posted by Chris Harris on October 16, 2012 in New Records, News

Crest of Darkness

You know it, sailor.

Norwegian black metal act Crest Of Darkness will issue their sixth LP this coming February.

Called In The Presence Of Death, the new one drops February 11, 2013, through My Kingdom Music. The ten-track CD promises to be the most complete, extreme and dark album the band has ever recorded, a press release claims.

The band recently announced the departure of Kjell Arne Hubred after seven years.
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Oct 16
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Deftones Bringing The Cassette Back To Life

Posted by Chris Harris on October 16, 2012 in New Records, News

The cassette

That is correct, sir.

It’s been fucking years since I’ve listened to music on cassette. I think the Ipsissimus demo was my last official cassette listen.

Well, the Deftones are trying to revive the dead medium by offering a cassette single to those who pre-order the album from the band directly — on its tour this fall.

There’s only 50 tapes available at each show, so be warned…they’ll probably go fast.

The cassette single features the song “Leathers” and “Rosemary.”

The Deftones have also launched pre-orders for Koi No Yokan.

Head to their Web site for more information.

Basically, you get a tee shirt, a digital download of the album, a physical copy of the album, and a limited edition lithograph.
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Oct 16
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40 Below Summer Streaming Two New Songs

Posted by Chris Harris on October 16, 2012 in News, Song Debuts, Why?

40 Below Summer

A long time ago, a band no one cared about broke up. They were called 40 Below Summer.

For some reason, the band decided to regroup.

40 Below Summer has posted two new songs from their upcoming album Fire At Zero Gravity on Facebook.

I listened to them, and…well, I laughed. It’s so cheesy, you may laugh out loud.

So make sure your boss is busy hitting on the new intern before going here and laughing yourself.
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Oct 16
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Early Septicflesh Material To Be Re-Released

Posted by Chris Harris on October 16, 2012 in News

Septicflesh

That’s right, you surly son-of-a-guppy.

Season Of Mist will be re-releasing five of Septicflesh’s earliest studio recordings.

Each will come with brand spankin’ new artwork by Seth Siro Anton, and there’ll even be some bonus material to get you amped.

The first album to be reissued will be Mystic Places Of Dawn, which will arrive in its new form on January 22 in North America.
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Oct 16
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Hivesmasher Exclusive Song Stream: “Can Of Awesometism”

Posted by Chris Harris on October 16, 2012 in Exclusive, Featured, Song Debuts

Gutter Choir

We happen to dig Hivesmasher here at Gun Shy Assassin. No lie. We’ve been fans of the band for nearly two years now.

So we were super psyched to learn last month that the band had inked a deal with Black Market Activities, the label launched by The Red Chord’s Guy Kozowyk.

We were even more psyched to learn last week that the band wanted us to stream a cut off of their forthcoming record, and that that song boasts guest vocals from Guy.

That’s a ton of fucking win, people.

At the end of this post, you can listen to that very song.

It’s called “Can Of Awesometism” and you will have a chance to own this song when Hivesmasher’s Gutter Choir drops October 23. And it is one of the best records to hit shelves this year. Believe that.

If you dig crazy fast, punishing grind, Hivesmasher is your new poison.

Hivesmasher’s forthcoming album was allegedly recorded entirely in “living rooms, closets, and basements” and is devoid of studio trickery.

That makes it even better.
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Oct 16
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Yngwie Malmsteen To Release New Album Early Next Year

Posted by Chris Harris on October 16, 2012 in New Records, News

"I want a hoagie!"

My first year in college, I had this weird ass roommate named Craig. He was one of those guitar geeks, which is cool. But he was just fucking weird. I returned from class one day to find him watching “Doogie Howser” and scratching the bottoms of his feet with a small garden rake.

I shit you not.

I was into hardcore in college. I wasn’t evolved enough yet to appreciate instrumental shit. My roommate LOVED Yngwie Malmsteen. Had his shirts, all his albums.

I couldn’t hang. But Yngwie Malmsteen has grown on me since. I just can’t see the name Yngwie Malmsteen without thinking about that freak, who was also a compulsive masturbator.

Yngwie will release a new album called Spell Bound early next year,
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Oct 16
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Jane’s Addiction Guitarist To Appear On “Sons Of Anarchy”

Posted by Chris Harris on October 16, 2012 in Huh?, News

She likes "Sons of Anarchy"

Dude, could they have found a more feminine rocker dude to be on a more manly show?

I think not.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Jane’s Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro will guest star on FX’s hit drama “Sons Of Anarchy.”

His character will be a member of the Byz-Lats gang, affiliated with Nero Padilla, the “companionator” played by actor Jimmy Smits.
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Oct 16
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Poison Drummer To Have Second Child

Posted by Chris Harris on October 16, 2012 in News

The Rocketts

Hmm.

I guess this is cool. I wouldn’t mind having Rikki Rockett for a dad. Or the last name Rockett for that matter.

The Poison drummer and his wife, singer and songwriter Melanie Martel, are expecting a daughter in late February or early March 2013.

Rikki announced the news yesterday.

“It’s not new news for us, but I announced it in a subtle way in an online interview a little while ago, but I’m not sure how many people saw it,” says Rikki. Apparently, no one.

“Another milestone in our lives,” Rockett enthuses.

Rikki and Melanie’s first child, a boy named Jude Aaron Rockett, was born in 2009.
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Oct 16
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Soundgarden Release Fresh Audio From King Animal

Posted by Chris Harris on October 16, 2012 in New Records, News

King Animal

OK, now, I am definitely worried about the impending Soundgarden album.

King Animal, from what I have heard, has the potential to be a pile of lion’s shit.

I hate to say it, but listen to the audio at the end of this post from the band’s song “By Crooked Steps.”

Listen to that, then listen to this, and then tell me — are you still excited?

Of course, I’ll wait until I hear the entire album until I pass final judgement, but dude — this album could end up being a fucking P.O.S.

That’s piece of smegma.
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Oct 16
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Guest Column: Five Albums That Will Change You By Widow Sunday’s Sean Duffy

Posted by Chris Harris on October 16, 2012 in Exclusive, Featured, Guest Column

Guest Column

In our ongoing series of guest columns, we’ve asked a bunch of metal’s heaviest hitters to provide us with a list of five crucial albums they think will change you — either for the better or the worse. Today, we hear from Sean Duffy, a member of the now-defunct Widow Sunday.

Darkane — Rusted Angel
Back when I was knee high to a grasshopper, this album completely changed how I viewed metal. Before this all I listened to was American thrash metal (Slayer, Megadeth, Testament, etc). From the orchestrated intro, to the insanely fast melodic gothenburg riffs, this album to me is perfect. Christofer Malmström is an amazing song writer. He also still has his cheesy Web site up where he tabbed out most of the songs which I spent most of my teenage years addicted to. ”Convicted” and “Rape of Mankind” are my favorite tracks off this album.

Meshuggah — None
The first Meshuggah album I ever purchased was Contradictions Collapse, which to me was an absolutely amazing record. But then I picked the None EP up and was blown away. This was definitely a sound I had never heard before. This was the start of Meshuggah really coming into themselves. I would play this on repeat for hours upon hours mesmerized by it. Every single track on this record is amazing but if I had to choose my favorites are “Sickening” and “Gods of Rapture.” 
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