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Corrosion of Conformity

Corrosion Of Conformity Drummer Sitting Out Upcoming Gigs

A torn rotator cuff will keep Corrosion of Conformity drummer Reed Mullin from touring with the band. He'll have to sit out the upcoming … read more

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Former Megadeth Drummer Releases UFO Footage

Former Megadeth drummer Nick Menza has released the following video, which he recently shot. He alleges it's footage of an actual UFO. I … read more

Avenged Sevenfold

Avenged Sevenfold Help Dude Propose Marriage

Do I like Avenged Sevenfold's music? Not at all. Do I understand their popularity? Only a little bit; I mean, they pander to the lowest common … read more

Pontus Egberg

King Diamond Get New Bassist

After this weekend's drama, King Diamond are whole again. The band has tapped Swedish musician Pontus Egberg (best known for his work in The … read more

Lars Ulrich

Metallica’s Ulrich Talks About Kicking Cocaine

I’ve often assumed Lars Ulrich was a coke head. I’m not sure why, but he’s always kind of struck me in interviews -- especially early on -- as being … read more

Motograter

Motograter Crowdfunding A Mere $800

Couldn’t you dudes just, like, mow some lawns or something to raise up the cash? I mean, it’s $800. Just $800. You’re telling me the band’s … read more

John 5

John 5 Records “Incredible” New Album With David Lee Roth

Former Marilyn Manson and current Rob Zombie guitarist John 5 claims he just recorded an “incredible” new album with Van Halen singer David Lee … read more

Suffokate

Suffokate Drop Off Tour After Losing Two Members

This band Suffokate just needs to break up already, and stop finding new members. I feel like every other month, this band loses a member. This … read more

Arsis

Arsis Announce September Tour Dates

Arsis will be bringing its tenth anniversary tour for A Celebration Of Guilt stateside in less than two months, fuckers. Allegaeon and Exmortus … read more

Tim Alexander

Primus Drummer Recovering After Heart Surgery

I was really bothered the other day to hear Primus drummer Tim “Herb” Alexander had sustained a heart attack. Fucking Pork Soda, man. That drumwork … read more

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