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Third Ion

Third Ion Launch Crowdfunding Effort

New music surfaced today from Third Ion, a new Canadian prog metal act featuring former members of The Devin Townsend Band and Into Eternity. Find … read more

Dillinger Escape Plan

Dillinger Escape Plan Plays Brooklyn Set

Man, I miss out on all the good shit. Seriously. Every time there’s a secret show at Saint Vitus in Brooklyn, one of my favorite places to see a … read more


Slipknot Debut New Track

And holy shit if it doesn't sound just like Slipknot. Seriously. It's not that bad, either; I mean, I don't dig on the 'Knot anyways, but I was … read more

Pale Communion

New Opeth Track Surfaces Online

I know a lot of you didn't dig Heritage because it was too proggy and not heavy enough. Man are you going to hate the following Opeth track, which … read more

Brenna with Paul

Late Slipknot Bassist’s Widow’s Lawsuit Dismissed

Reports claim that a lawsuit by the widow of late Slipknot bassist Paul Gray, filed against his former doctor, has been thrown out. Polk County … read more

Rob Zombie

Rob Zombie Wants You Funding His Next Movie

OK, now, I can sort of understand little baby bands crowdfunding their demos and shit like that. But Rob Zombie is a fucking wealthy … read more

It's Limp Bizkit

Limp Bizkit Release New Song…And It’s Worse Than You Could Possibly Imagine

I don’t actually want you listening to Limp Bizkit, because they’re the epitome of audible diarrhea, but you should really listen to how fucking … read more


Valkyrie Signs With Relapse

This happened yesterday, so perhaps you read about it somewhere else. But guess what, folks -- this blog isn’t the only thing I do in life. It feels … read more


Macabre, Ringworm Announce Tour

FUCK! My goddamn robot vacuum died. You know someone's lazy when they have a robot vac. Mine was bomb, though. Really kept a lockdown on my cat … read more

Blood In, Blood Out

Exodus Reveal New Album’s Artwork

The cover art for the forthcoming Exodus album is attached to this post. In fact, it should be directly to the right of these words. Exodus … read more


Jupiter Zeus

Guest Column: Five Albums That Will Change You By Jupiter Zeus’ Michael Lawson

Temple Of Void

Readers’ Bands: Temple Of Void Are Pretty Effin’ Sick


Guest Column: Three Bands You May Not Know But Should By Bloodsoaked’s Peter Hasselbrack

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