More Metal Than Your Mama's Kettle
April 26, 2012 By Chris Harris
So, what’s this I hear about you digging brocore?
Is it true? That’s a shame. Brocore fans always sweat on me at shows. Shit sucks; keep your … read more
And it’s fucking awesome as all get-up!
Look at that shit! It’s glorious, and I wish I had a print of the art for my rock room. Make it so. … read more
But what, oh what, could it mean, pray tell?
Yes, folks -- the official Web site for the Rockstar Energy Uproar Festival has a new countdown … read more
And from the looks of him, he is not a pill-popping douchehead, which is good. He doesn’t look like he does drugs at all, actually, and I’m … read more
Yes, yes -- you’re a douche. But aren’t we all douches from time to time. I have serious douche potential, and so do you -- no matter who you are, … read more
My word, it’s been a hell of a week.
As you read this, I am likely stuck in an office somewhere, plugging away on a hard-hitting story about … read more
And yes -- you can see that shit at the end of this post.
The trailer is glorious, and really makes me want to spend my hard earned cash on the … read more
Yes, seep. I like that word. Seep. It snaps.
Those who care about the Within These Walls fest in Mesa, Arizona, take note: The 2012 version is set … read more
April 25, 2012 By Chris Harris
Oh yeah, motherfuckers!
This is most excellent news, and a good note to end the day on, because, in short, I’m up to my fucking earlobes in work. … read more
Oh fuck, dude...I hope this means a North American tour’s not too far away.
At The Gates -- a band you should respect, as basically half the bands … read more
Slipknot's Corey Taylor...Thespian http://t.co/ltGoI8gPzG
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