Mar 4

Andy Williams Of Every Time I Die Has A Small Winky

Posted by Chris Harris on March 4, 2011 in Huh?, Pervoscope

Andy and his willie

Let me just say this right off the bat — I have never taken a dick pic. Basically, I don’t really trust other people very easily and I’m of the opinion that if it’s not a python, it should not be photographed.

Clearly, Andy Williams of Every Time I Die is not like me.

He’s one of the latest victims of IsAnyoneUp? and if you really want to see how tiny his Tim is, you can check that out here. But man, this dude’s got nothing for a dude who is, like, seven feet tall. NOTHING!

And I am just going to go out on a limb here and say that of all the members of this band, I am sure he’s the very last one you ladies would want to see in the buff. Tell me I’m wrong.

Man, I keep visiting this site because I’m waiting for those Millionaires or Cristina Scabbia nudes, and I’m tired of seeing dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Tired of it. If you have any insecurities about the size of your wang, Andy will brighten your day. Trust.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507059244 Cole Jacobsen

    i would kill myself.