Jul 11

Boob Alert: Semargl Release NSFW Video

Posted by Chris Harris on July 11, 2012 in Chicks, Pervoscope, Video

The cover of Satanic Pop Metal

Let’s end the day with some tits, shall we? That is what I can remember my grandfather telling me as a small boy, just before he’d stop off at the nudie bar on the way back from grade school.

Explains a lot. I kid. At the end of this post, you’ll find boobs. I mean, tits. I mean, boobies. They’re contained in the new video from Semargl, who hardly ever get any sun.

The video is for a track called “God Is Not Love” and why would you expect anything else from a Norwegian-Ukrainian pop black metal band.

Pop black metal? Excuse me, WHAT?!?! Who gave these buttdarts permission to fuse pop with black metal? I am calling an immediate emergency meeting of the Metal Council, so we can sort this shit out.

The video is almost a year old, it seems, as it was filmed last year sometime. The unlistenable song is taken from the band’s album Satanic Pop Metal.

Fucking dumb.

But hey — who doesn’t like sweater kittens. I am starting to notice a trend with this band, after seeing that album cover; the use of sexual imagery to get people to give a fuck. Nice marketing strategy.

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Chris Harris is an internationally-published music journalist and writer whose work has appeared on the pages of Rolling Stone, IFC.com, Revolver, Alternative Press, and Radar. The former news editor for Noisecreep.com, AOL’s heavy metal blog, Harris also served as co-host for the site’s weekly podcast, “Creep Show." Harris spent four years as a reporter and on-air talent for MTV News.