Puddle Of Mudd Singer Needs To Stay Away From Airports

Wes Scantlin

Wes Scantlin needs to start traveling by bus like John Madden. The washed-up rocker known for his work with Puddle of Mudd, a band no one truly ever fucking cared about, was arrested at an airport again — this time, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Charged with disorderly conduct, Scantlin was brought in following an “incident” at […]

Chance Says He Was Fired From Skeletonwitch


Chance Garnette is out! Skeletonwitch fired him, he claims in a statement to Metal Injection. Notice no one credited me with the news yesterday that Chance had been arrested, but that’s cool. That’s how motherfuckers get rich…by fucking people over. Anyways, Garnette said he’s got a problem with booze, and that that’s basically what precipitated […]

Skeletonwitch’s Chance Garnette Facing Charges In Massachusetts


As I’m sure you all read yesterday, Skeletonwitch have probably parted ways with their frontman, Chance Garnette. Garnette is no longer listed as the band’s singer on Facebook, and Skeletonwitch announced yesterday that they’ve recruited a fill-in for their upcoming shows overseas. Meanwhile, Dustin Boltjes, Skeletonwitch’s drummer and one of this site’s columnists, hasn’t responded […]

DevilDriver Fan Arrested For Being Alabaman Asshole

This is the face of an asshole

Reports claim a DevilDriver fan was arrested last month in Alabama for being a raging, drunken asshole. In short, for being a typical DevilDriver fan. What is Daniel Alan Hickey, 38, accused of? First, the intoxicated man got into an argument with his wife, which inspired him to destroy a water bed. He also smashed […]

Mom Shoots TV While Kids Watch Primus Video


A mother in Illinois shot the family’s television the other day, while her kids were watching a video for an unnamed Primus tune. Jennifer Ullery, 40, overreacted a bit by pulling out a Ruger .22 long rifle and killed the television while her 15-, 11-, and 6-year-old kids watched a Primus clip. Ullery now faces […]

Geezer Butler Arrested After Fight In Death Valley

Geezer's busted

Black Sabbath’s bassist Geezer Butler was arrested last night in California. The arrest stemmed from an altercation at the Corkscrew Saloon on the Furnace Creek Ranch in Death Valley. The 65-year-old musician was booked at the Inyo County Jail under his full name Terence Michael Butler. He was charged with misdemeanor assault, public intoxication and […]

Puddle Of Mudd Frontman Arrested At Denver Airport

Wes Scantlin

Remember Puddle of Mudd? They were relevant for half-a-minute years and years ago…the proud discovery of one Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit. Well, the band’s frontman Wes Scantlin was arrested on Friday at Denver International Airport after he took what was described as a “joyride” on an airport baggage carousel. I guess that’s what you […]

Angus Young Confused About Which Drummer Arrested


At a press conference held yesterday, Angus Young expressed confusion about which of his bandmates was recently arrested for allegedly attempting to hire a hit man and possessing of several controlled substances. The lead guitarist and founding member of the legendary rock group AC/DC told reporters that he was “Aware that a drummer was arrested, […]

AC/DC Drummer Pulls A Lambesis

Phil in court

Phil Rudd’s been a very bad boy. The AC/DC drummer has been charged by New Zealand police with attempting to procure a murder. He pulled a Tim Lambesis. Rudd also faces charges of possessing the drugs methamphetamine and cannabis, and of threatening to kill. I’m surprised cannabis isn’t legal in New Zealand. Seems those folks […]

Let’s Play Guess The Charges With Miss Fortune’s Mikey Sawyer

Mikey Sawyer

It’s time once again kids to play America’s favorite game — Guess the Charges. This week’s featured arrest is of a dude named Mikey. Yeah, Mikey. Mikey Sawyer. He’s the lead singer of some band that used to be on Sumerian Records called Miss Fortune. Mikey now has the misfortune of sitting in a prison […]