Nachmystium’s Blake Judd At It Again?

Blake Judd

Just when you thought you could give the creep the benefit of the doubt, along comes this report from Lambgoat, suggesting Nachtmystium mastermind Blake Judd has not fulfilled pre-orders for the band’s new album, The World We Left Behind. Judd claims he’s not fooling anyone twice: “I am simply waiting for Century Media to deliver […]

Scott Weiland Impostor Arrested, Leading To False Reports

Scott Weiland

I could see why most people would believe a story about Scott Weiland being arrested. I mean, it’d be nothing new for the dude. He does love drugs, after all. But he’s also been sober, as of late, he claims. So, maybe he has grounds for a lawsuit following TMZ’s reportage that he’d been arrested […]

Ex-Betrayal Drummer Busted For Kiddie Porn


What the fuck is up with dudes and kiddie porn, man? Like, honestly, I don’t get that shit. At all. I can see being into feet, maybe. I could get, perhaps, someone wanting to hump a seal. But kids? They’re so fucking sweet and innocent. It’s horrid to think of anything but wanting to care […]

This Is The Last Time You’ll See The Words ‘King 810’ On This Site

King 810

I actually revile the very existence of King 810, the Michigan-based architects of gangsta metal. Which is why this will be the very last post you ever see about them here, on Frankly, folks, the ‘hood metal upstarts have proven — in mere months, mind you — that they’re simply a bunch of ignorant […]

King 810 Frontman Cleared In Beating Case

King 810

According to a posting on the Facebook page of the Flint, Michigan gangsta metal band everyone loves to hate, King 810, the case against the group’s vocalist David Gunn (formerly known as David Swan) has been dismissed. Bummer. Gunn was accused in the 2013 critical beating of a man outside of a bar in his […]

Body Count Frontman’s Grandson Arrested

Body Count

Who the hell knew Ice-T had a grandson? Not me. But I guess it makes sense. Ice isn’t some spring chicken, but dude…his grandson is 19. I didn’t think T was that old, for some reason. I mean, a 19-year-old grandson’s gotta mean Ice-T has at least one son or daughter in their late 30s, […]

King 810 Flaunt Recent Arrests

Sheeeeeeet, ninja

Like a 14-year-old running through a summer camp with the bra he managed to talk off a chick, King 810 have posted a picture online, basically verifying the arrests of singer David Gunn and bassist Eugene Gill. They must be so proud. Both goons were charged last week in the 2013 critical beating of a […]

King 810 Members Arrested For Assault


Well, I guess that’s it for gangsta metal outfit King 810. And I was really looking forward to making fun of them over the course of their long, illustrious career. Two members of the Flint, Michigan, band were arrested the other day in connection to the 2013 critical beating of a man outside a bar. […]

Blood Stands Still Frontman Busted

Blood Stands Still

And it was for something most men are basically taught time and again NOT to do as they’re growing up: He put his hands on a woman in anger. Eric Muniz, vocalist for Southern Californian hardcore act Blood Stands Still, was allegedly arrested last weekend for assaulting the unidentified woman. He was thrown in the […]

Lostprophets To Return With Ex-Thursday Singer?

Geoff Rickly

Rumors have been circulating as of late, claiming the members of Lostprophets who didn’t molest children or try to have sex with infants are pulling an As I Lay Dying, mounting a return under a different name with a different leader. That leader will be former Thursday frontman and all-around-nice guy Geoff Rickly, who was […]