Archive for March, 2013

Mar 31
Pictures of the smashed bus

Asking Alexandria Bus Hit By Drunk Driver

Posted by Chris Harris on March 31, 2013 in News

It happened in Las Vegas. I demand to know the whereabouts of Vince Neil of Mötley Crüe the night of the accident. If it’s Vegas and a bout of drunk driving, you better bet you ass Vince was somehow involved. Yes, folks — shitcore outfit Asking Alexandria’s tour bus was hit by a suspected drunk Read More

Mar 15
Chimaira

Chimaira Book Headlining Gigs

Posted by Chris Harris on March 15, 2013 in News, Tour Dates

What’s that you say? You don’t want to see Chimaira open for Asking Alexandria because you’re afraid you might catch some sort of fungal infection rubbing up against their fans? I don’t blame you. Well, luckily, Chimaira don’t rest on their laurels. When they have a “day off,” they go out and headline shows. While Read More

Mar 1
Asking Alexandria

Dates Revealed For Asking Alexandria, Chimaira Trek

Posted by Chris Harris on March 1, 2013 in Featured, Tour Dates

And we’ve got ‘em for you at the end of this post, dweebs. Yes, I know this makes no sense on the surface. I did a complete WTF? when I first heard Asking Alexandria and Motionless in White were touring with Chimaira, Whitechapel and I Killed the Prom Queen. Especially when I learned Chimaira was Read More

Feb 28
Whitechapel

Whitechapel Writing New Songs

Posted by Chris Harris on February 28, 2013 in New Records, News

Yup. Word has reached the compound of a new Whitechapel record being crafted. Actually, we just read something on the band’s Twitter account. That’s how we found out about it. Writing of Whitechapel has begun. There’s no word at this point when the next full-length album might surface but we’ll keep you posted. Unless enough Read More

Feb 23
Chimaira

Rumor: Chimaira To Tour With Asking Alexandria

Posted by Chris Harris on February 23, 2013 in Huh?, News

OK. So. Where to start. Asking Alexandria are a big band. They can’t play metal worth a shit, but they’re popular nonetheless. In fact, that’s probably why they are popular — because they don’t play metal. At least not to my learned ears. Asking Alexandria either have a new album out or one coming. So Read More

Feb 13
Rocklahoma's flier

Rocklahoma Get Guns N’ Roses, Korn

Posted by Chris Harris on February 13, 2013 in News

Oh man, is that a lot of ego for one stage! Axl Rose and his merry band of hired hands will be playing songs from Guns N’ Roses’ storied catalogue while Alice in Chains and Korn will remind us of the decade that killed hairspray metal. Yes, folks — Rocklahoma celebrates its seventh year May Read More

Feb 1
Alice In Chains

Alice In Chains, Soundgarden Tapped For Carolina Rebellion

Posted by Chris Harris on February 1, 2013 in News

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw! An expanded Carolina Rebellion is returning May 4 and May 5 to Rock City Campgrounds at Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, North Carolina, just outside of Charlotte. And guess whut? Soundgarden AND Alice In Chains will be playing. Seattle is coming to the Carolinas, bitch! We have the full lineup for you this morning. Read More

Jan 27
Smooth move

Asking Alexandria Bassist Is Super Coordinated

Posted by Chris Harris on January 27, 2013 in News, Sarcasm

Asking Alexandria bassist Sam Bentley must unintentionally hit the butthole a lot when those underage groupies find their way onto the band’s bus. Dude is super fucking coordinated. Example: See that picture of Sam’s busted eye? He didn’t get that from fighting some other dude. His bass smashed him in the face. While he was Read More

Jan 25
Alice In Chains

Alice In Chains, All That Remains Set For Welcome To Rockville

Posted by Chris Harris on January 25, 2013 in Gross, News

It’s true, people. Alice In Chains, All That Remains and Steel Panther will join Limp Bizkit, Stone Sour and others for this year’s Welcome To Rockville festival. The fest is scheduled to take place at the Metropolitan Park in Jacksonville, Florida, on April 27 and April 28. The bill also features MonstrO, Three Days Grace, Read More

Jan 23
He's horny

“Harry Potter” Star Listens To Metal Now

Posted by Chris Harris on January 23, 2013 in Huh?, News

Oh great! I’d argue that, compared to the rest of us, he likely doesn’t have the same definition or conception of what metal is, but he claims to be listening to metal to help him prepare for a role. I betcha he’s listening to Black Veil Brides and Asking Alexandria, and thinks he’s bad-ass. Daniel Read More