Archive for April, 2013

Apr 29
Reign Supreme

Reign Supreme Guitarist Stabbed, Plays Show

Posted by Chris Harris on April 29, 2013 in Featured, Huh?, News

According to a report on Lambgoat, last night the band Reign Supreme played a show, despite their guitarist Dave Heck being stabbed hours before. The site claims Heck was stabbed by an unknown assailant while walking in his backyard. He was stabbed in the stomach, and after receiving hospital treatment, was able to play a Read More

Jan 27
Volumes

Volumes Frontman Jumped In Nashville

Posted by Chris Harris on January 27, 2013 in Featured, News

I feel like the world is going fucking crazy. After Evisorax’s guitarist’s leg was destroyed in a curb-job delivered by small-dicked thugs in the U.K., now comes word that Volumes’ singer was jumped in Nashville. Michael Barr was attacked at the notorious Rocketown, which I hear is a sketchy fucking venue. Barr was apparently beaten Read More

Jan 23
Daniel

Evisorax Guitarist Viciously Attacked, Facing Major Surgery

Posted by Chris Harris on January 23, 2013 in Exclusive, Featured, News, This Blows

When I was in college, I was jumped by a bunch of dudes. It was all over a chick. I was in a bar, working my mojo, while my friends were working theirs. I was talking to this chick, and things were going well. Next thing I know, some douche is telling me “I was Read More

Jun 4
A pack of pussies

Hollywood Undead Members Throw Former Singer A Good Beating

Posted by Chris Harris on June 4, 2012 in News

According to reports, members of Hollywood Undead recently threw a brutal beating to their former singer. Aron “Douche” Erlichman was apparently beaten to a bloody pulp after his set May 25 at Angels & Kings in Hollywood, California. Wait, did I say “Douche?” I did. I meant Deuce. It’s Deuce. Not Douche. At least not officially. Read More

Apr 2
She likes dudes with long hair

English Teen Beaten For Being A Metal Head

Posted by Chris Harris on April 2, 2012 in Huh?, News

That’s the word from The Gauntlet. They claim a Manchester teen, who digs the heavy shit, was attacked by 15 “youths,” gangland-style. This happened over the weekend, from what I can tell. Ben Moores, 16, was called “mosher” and “freak” while being punched and kicked by the gang of hooligans. Moores believes he was attacked Read More

Mar 27
This blows

Opeth Founder David Isberg Victim Of Serious Assault

Posted by Chris Harris on March 27, 2012 in News, This Blows

This is fucked up. David Isberg, who is best known for founding seminal Swedish progressive metal band Opeth, is recovering at a Stockholm-area hospital after being assaulted whilst walking home the night of March 13. This guy gets attacked and yet David Draiman walks around, untouched? The world makes no sense. David, 37, wrote on Read More

Oct 5
I'd lure her

Dude Posing As BMTH Frontman Oli Sykes Convicted Of Attempted Murder

Posted by Chris Harris on October 5, 2011 in Huh?, News

You know, when I lived in Hartford, I’d go to every Ozzfest and afterwards, hit the strip club with my buddies. There was a nudie bar right around the corner from the arena, so we’d pull up and I’d tell one of the girls we were with a band on the bill. Within minutes, we Read More

Oct 4
Bring Me The Brorizon

Wanna See The Weakest Fight Ever? Dudes Attack Bring Me The Horizon In Utah

Posted by Chris Harris on October 4, 2011 in News, Video

Dude, the kids in Utah must be mad pent up. I mean, how the fuck else do you explain the following video, showing a bunch of hardcore mormons unleashing limbo on Bring Me The Horizon last night. This may be the weakest display of male aggression I have ever witnessed. Had this gone down in Read More

Mar 6
Cruachan

Cruachan Frontman Beaten By Pack Of Dickless Scallywags

Posted by Chris Harris on March 6, 2011 in News, This Blows

The singer for Irish folk metal outfit Cruachan was attacked by a group of ruffians last week, and is said to be recovering after the vicious assault, which took place in the dude’s native stomping grounds of Dublin. Keith Fay claims he was besieged by a group of hooligans early the morning of February 27 Read More