Black Veil Brides To Release New Album

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Consider yourselves warned. Black Veil Brides have a new album coming out which is sure to be an improvement on their previous releases, which were all shit. Not to say this one won’t be shit, too. It’ll be better shit, though. It’s only natural. It happens. Even bad bands get better with time. It’s unavoidable. […]

Black Veil Brides Guitarists Mistaken For Chicks

Black Veil Brides

The dudes in Black Veil Brides look like the chicks from “The Craft” basically, and I wouldn’t be surprised to learn this is a common occurrence. Black Veil Brides guitarists Jake Pitts and Jeremy “Jinxx” Ferguson were saved by lifeguards in Australia, and it was all captured on tape for the Australian reality TV program, […]

Black Veil Brides Frontman Goes Solo

Sadly, this dude probably gets a lot of tail

Because he’s just so fucking talented, Black Veil Brides frontman Andy Biersack has to do a solo project no one wants. This “dark wave” side project will operate under the moniker of ANDYBLACK. It should have been BUTTHURT. “I would like to take this opportunity to share with you guys something that I have been […]

Amon Amarth Frontman Reveals Brockie Prank

The rose with the note

Even though its been nearly a month since Dave Brockie died, Amon Amarth singer Johan Hegg finally got around today to reflecting on the Gwar leader’s loss in a revealing way. Johan claims Brockie (a.k.a. Oderus Urungus) played a prank on him in March. Brockie had a rose delivered to Hegg with the following note: […]

Soundwave Tour Gets Even Better With Mastodon, Glassjaw

Mastodon

You Australians! Damn, am I envious of you. That accent, those beaches, them hotties! Australia’s got it all, and we’ve got our own bit of Australia on the site in the form of Xander Harrison, who won the 2013 GSA Writer’s Contest. Crikey! But when you folks get festivals, fuck do you do it up […]

Black Veil Brides Frontman Calls Out Audience Member For Being A Tool

Black Veil Brides

Look, we’ve been harsh on the Black Veil Brides, because, well, they’re lame. It’s not because they wear makeup, and its not because they’re faggy or not heavy enough. Their music is just fucking whack. Anyone with half a brain and the ability to listen to pretty much anything else will tell you…Black Veil Brides […]

Machine Head Called Out For Fake Amps

The incriminating evidence

I caught a lot of shit last month when I wrote about the Bronx’s drummer calling out Black Veil Brides for using “fake amps” or “dummy cabs” on stage. I didn’t realize the practice of using fake amps was so widespread. I see absolutely no need for it. I have never gone to a show […]

Bullet For My Valentine, Black Veil Brides To Tour

Bullet For My Valentine

Man, talk about a match made in poop heaven. The only way this bill could get lamer is if they added Oceano and Five Finger Donut Rape. Yes, young fools — Bullet For My Valentine and Black Veil Brides are the first two bands named to the Monster Energy Outbreak Tour, which is also, I […]

Black Veil Brides Using Fake Amps On Stage

Fucking hell

Look at that picture. That was snapped by someone backstage during a stop on the Warped Tour, the most metal tour on the planet. The worthless band using those fake amps is Black Veil Brides. I don’t even know where to start. I know bands have done this in the past for show, but does […]

Europe Airs Beef With Media Over Sabaton Sales

Europe

In what may be the weakest beef since Five Finger Death Punch’s frontman called out Black Veil Brides, Europe has called out us media types for misrepresenting the truth. And they’ve gone about it in a very polite way. “So,” writes Europe online. “A Swedish band called Sabaton has gone platinum in Sweden, selling 40,000 […]