Archive for May, 2013

May 7
Five Finger Death Punch

Five Finger Death Punch Frontman Does Not Like Black Veil Brides

Posted by Chris Harris on May 7, 2013 in News

That’s like AIDS hating cancer. Like Poison hating Mötley Crüe. Like pig shit hating duck shit. But yes — Ivan Moody, the frontman for Five Fisted Douche Brunch, has taken to the web to air his disdain for a band that’s equally as shitty, Blue Ball Brides. Black Veil won the Golden God award for Read More

Mar 12
The Trooper looks delicious

Iron Maiden Unveil Trooper Beer

Posted by Chris Harris on March 12, 2013 in Featured, News

At this rate, fucking Black Veil Brides will have their own beer. It’s at that point this trend will become uncool. Every band is releasing an intoxicant these days. Why shouldn’t Iron Maiden be able to cash in too? Real ale fan and history aficionado Bruce Dickinson played a major role in developing the unique Read More

Feb 9
Black Veil Brides

Warped Tour: The Most Metal Tour Ever, Possibly

Posted by Chris Harris on February 9, 2013 in News, Sarcasm

The most metal tour on the motherloving planet just got fucking ten times more metal! First, the Black Dahlia Murder signed on last month, and I complained (and still stand by what I said) that the tour didn’t meet the high metal standards of onetime GSA columnist Trevor Strnad. Now, they’ve added the likes of Read More

Jan 30
The host

Now, Let’s Judge The Nominees For The Revolver Golden God Awards

Posted by Chris Harris on January 30, 2013 in News

It’s that time of year again. The annual Revolver Golden Gods Awards — the Screen Actor’s Guild Awards of music — has once again happening, because Revolver’s got ads to sell. This year’s awards once again go down in Los Angeles at Club Nokia. It’s set for May 2 with pro wrestler, ice skater, and Read More

Jan 23
He's horny

“Harry Potter” Star Listens To Metal Now

Posted by Chris Harris on January 23, 2013 in Huh?, News

Oh great! I’d argue that, compared to the rest of us, he likely doesn’t have the same definition or conception of what metal is, but he claims to be listening to metal to help him prepare for a role. I betcha he’s listening to Black Veil Brides and Asking Alexandria, and thinks he’s bad-ass. Daniel Read More

Dec 7
Phil Labonte

Phil Labonte Doesn’t Give A Fuck What You Think

Posted by Chris Harris on December 7, 2012 in News

That’s right, people. Phil Labonte of All That Remains could give a fuck what you think about him. Case in point: Last year, he called Black Veil Brides frontman Andy Biersack a “faggot.” Who cares if that word offends you! While people have largely forgotten the newly-married frontman’s homophobic tirade, Revolver sure didn’t and had Read More

Oct 9
Eww

Black Veil Brides Unveil New Album Cover

Posted by Chris Harris on October 9, 2012 in New Records, News, Poop

This is going out on a serious limb, but Black Veil Brides may be a worse band than Five Finger Death Punch. Agree? I mean, that’s like saying Hitler was more evil than bin Laden. That’s like saying Pizza Hut is better than Domino’s. But yes, Black Veil Brides have a segment of this emerging Read More

Sep 6
Killswitch Engage

Killswitch Engage To Play Roadrunner Debut During California Metalfest 6

Posted by Chris Harris on September 6, 2012 in News, Rad

Fuck yes — pass the potatoes, please! California Metalfest 6 will be more special than California Metalfest 5, to be sure, as numero sixo will boast a performance by Killswitch Engage — but not any old set from Killswitch, one featuring their Roadrunner debut Alive or Just Breathing in its entirety. It’ll be the first Read More

Jun 18
Black Veil Brides

Black Veil Brides Cancel Remainder Of Tour

Posted by Chris Harris on June 18, 2012 in News

That’s right, and it’s not for a fun reason. Los Angeles rockers Black Veil Brides have canceled the last six shows of their current European tour due to the passing of singer Andy Biersack’s grandfather. That sucks. I have dealt with the loss of grandparents, and it is tough to handle, man. I had the Read More

Jun 12
You would've preferred a picture of BVB?

Black Veil Brides To Record New Album Next Month

Posted by Chris Harris on June 12, 2012 in New Records, News

Great. Now Black Veil Brides have ruined July for me. Fucking cunting feral mooks. I used to love July. It’s an amazing month, usually. The weather’s great, women dress less, and it’s a nice lead-in to August, which is my all-time favorite month. Now, I hate July. Black Veil Brides frontman Andy Ballsack told NME Read More