Archive for April, 2013

Apr 26
Bizarro world Axl Rose

Start Your Morning Off With Axl Rose — And Boobs!

Posted by Chris Harris on April 26, 2013 in News, Pervoscope, Video

If you are at work right now, rush to your smart phone right now, find us online, and go see boobs at the end of this post. King boob, Axl Rose, is actually also in the video. The footage was captured back in March during Guns N’ Roses’ set in Melbourne, Australia. I can’t be Read More

Nov 5
Sharon Osbourne

Sharon Osbourne Had Chesticles Removed So She Wouldn’t Get Breast Cancer

Posted by Chris Harris on November 5, 2012 in Featured, News

Imagine you didn’t want to get testicular cancer. I’m sure you don’t but, just go with it. Imagine you had this fear — a very realistic fear, in truth — that one day, your nuts would become riddled with tumorous disease…disease that would claim your life. Would you have your nuts cut off? Well, Ozzy Read More

Aug 2
Butcher Babies

Otep, Butcher Babies Tour Official

Posted by Chris Harris on August 2, 2012 in News, Tour Dates

I’m surprised Kotex or Playtex aren’t sponsoring this trek. The rumors were true. Otep, Butcher Babies and One-Eyed Doll will be touring. I, The Goat, and basically everyone I’m friends with will not be going. The tour will be called the “Destroy To Create Tour” and we have all the dates for you at the Read More

Jul 11
The cover of Satanic Pop Metal

Boob Alert: Semargl Release NSFW Video

Posted by Chris Harris on July 11, 2012 in Chicks, Pervoscope, Video

Let’s end the day with some tits, shall we? That is what I can remember my grandfather telling me as a small boy, just before he’d stop off at the nudie bar on the way back from grade school. Explains a lot. I kid. At the end of this post, you’ll find boobs. I mean, Read More

May 24
I love when chicks try too hard

Butcher Babies Introduce Us To Slut Metal

Posted by Chris Harris on May 24, 2012 in News, Pervoscope, Video

Now, here’s a sub-genre I may be able to get behind. Meet Butcher Babies, who specialize in what they’ve dubbed “slut metal.” I guess that’s because two former Playboy TV and radio personalities who wear little more than electrical tape front the band. I guess then I could start a sub-genre called “Awesome Motherfucker Metal,” Read More

Mar 11
I don't think she is Russian

Russian Chicks Who Like Metal Are Kind Of Rad, Show Their Boobs

Posted by Chris Harris on March 11, 2012 in Chicks, Pervoscope, Video

Yuh. So, this isn’t news. I’m not sure what it is. Scratch that — I know what this is. What follows at the end of this post is a fan-filmed clip from Suffocation’s March 7 show in Russia. This video, I’m hoping, will inspire American metal chicks. In fact, I hope this young lass’ courage Read More

Nov 30
Deuce

Ex-Hollywood Undead Frontman Releases Tit-Filled Video

Posted by Chris Harris on November 30, 2011 in News, Shamelessness, Video

Yes, folks. There is one reason, and one reason only for why we’re posting this video: It is full of breasts. Big, bouncy, beautiful breasts. So, in short, if you’re at work, maybe you should just pull out your iPhone or Droid, look up the site on Google (if you haven’t already bookmarked it, and Read More

Nov 18
Nirvana

Nirvana Bassist Stands Up For Dave Grohl

Posted by Chris Harris on November 18, 2011 in News

In the wake of a drunken, topless attack on Dave Grohl’s reputation and character by none other than Queen Embarrassment Courtney Love, Nirvana’s bassist Krist Novoselic has come to his former bandmates defense. Novoselic posted a series of Tweets this week about Grohl and how rad he is. Love verbally attacked Grohl during Hole’s recent Read More

Nov 16
Courtney shows her chesticles to the audience in Brazil

Breaking News: Courtney Love Is An Embarrassment Who Hates Dave Grohl

Posted by Chris Harris on November 16, 2011 in News, Video

I know this may shock some of you, but Courtney Love is an embarrassing cunt. I feel so fucking bad for Frances Bean to have had a mom like this. I mean, usually, when your mom’s nuts, only the people in your town know. The whole world knows Bean’s mom’s a whackjob. Hole’s Courtney Love Read More

Aug 2
Maria Brink

In This Moment Working On New Songs

Posted by Chris Harris on August 2, 2011 in New Records, News

Maria Brink is a babe. This has been established. She’s also very sweet, and in a band with Chris Howorth, who writes a column for this site. That band: In This Moment. And according to Maria, who just spoke with Loud, In This Moment are writing new songs at the moment. “We’re slowly starting to Read More