Imagine you didn’t want to get testicular cancer. I’m sure you don’t but, just go with it. Imagine you had this fear — a very realistic fear, in truth — that one day, your nuts would become riddled with tumorous disease…disease that would claim your life. Would you have your nuts cut off? Well, Ozzy Read More
Yuh. So, this isn’t news. I’m not sure what it is. Scratch that — I know what this is. What follows at the end of this post is a fan-filmed clip from Suffocation’s March 7 show in Russia. This video, I’m hoping, will inspire American metal chicks. In fact, I hope this young lass’ courage Read More
Yes, folks. There is one reason, and one reason only for why we’re posting this video: It is full of breasts. Big, bouncy, beautiful breasts. So, in short, if you’re at work, maybe you should just pull out your iPhone or Droid, look up the site on Google (if you haven’t already bookmarked it, and Read More
Southern California metallers In This Moment will headline the Revolver magazine-sponsored, brevity-challenged “Hottest Chicks In Hard Rock: Hell Hath No Fury” tour. I mean, that tour name is fucking way too long. Come on Revolver…make that shit punchier…something like “Boobs Across America” or “Nipfest.” I don’t want to have to type out all of that Read More