Dark Sermon’s Van Stolen

Dark Sermon

This morning, when I woke up, I looked out my fourth-floor window, and gazed upon my shitty neighborhood below. Down the street, I noticed a man’s legs dangling from a car window. I was half-asleep, so it took a few seconds for it to register: If that was his car, why would he be going […]

Aborted To Tour With Fit For An Autopsy

Aborted

To me, that makes no sense. I, for one, don’t dig on Fit For An Autopsy. I get that they can play, I just don’t like their output. It doesn’t resonate with me. Why they’d be touring with Aborted is beyond me. Maybe I’m nuts. Maybe I’m wrong for not getting why Fit For An […]

Sworn Enemy, Wretched Tour Announced

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This April, heavy will be coming to a neighborhood near you. Maybe. I’m not sure where you live, so you’ll have to refer to the following list of dates for the Sworn Enemy and Wretched tour happening this spring. Dark Sermon will also be on the bill along with the good dudes in Hammer Fight. […]

Between The Buried And Me, Whitechapel Playing Texas Independence Fest

Between The Buried And Me

The lineup has been revealed for another festival I won’t be able to attend. I have no problem with Texas. I just have no loot. This year’s Texas Independence Fest will go down between April 10 through April 12 at the Empire Control Room & Garage in Austin. Between The Buried and Me will be […]

Dark Sermon Stream New Track

Dark Sermon

Any Dark Sermon fans in the house? Show of hands. Those of you who do dig the band are in luck. What follows is a stream of a new track from the band called “Starve.” It’s supposed to serve as a preview to the band’s next album, which they should start work on later in […]

Sepultura Tour Nixed

Sepultura

And nixed means “Not happening,” for those of you who don’t know big words. Yes, Sepultura’s forthcoming North American tour with Unearth, Kataklysm, Dark Sermon, Anciients, and others ain’t happening. It has been cancelled due to visa issues. Surprise, surprise. A statement issued by various venues where the trek was to hit claims issues obtaining […]

Doc Coyle Tapped For Unearth Tour

Doc Coyle

Yes, it’s true. Former God Forbid guitarist Doc Coyle has to put on his bassist’s hat for Unearth’s upcoming U.S. tour with Sepultura and Kataklysm. That’s because the band’s regular bassist, John “Slo” Maggard, has to sit the run out for reasons not yet specified. Said Coyle online: “I will be filling in on bass […]

Sepultura Announce Tour

Sepultura

I am sorry. I am a fucking slacker. I am late to posting today because I had a few brews last night, and getting up this morning was challenging. So, yeah, Max Cavalera don’t give a fuck but maybe you will care that Sepultura will be embarking on a North American headlining tour in November […]

Six Feet Under, Jungle Rot Announce Tour

Six Feet Under

Interesting. This could actually be decent. I mean, Chris Barnes is a tremendous tool. But still…this could be good. Six Feet Under will headline the East Coast Armageddon tour this November. More importantly, Jungle Rot, Pyrexia, Malignancy and Dark Sermon are also on the bill. Dates for the trek follow at the end of this […]

Chimaira To Tour With Threat Signal

Chimaira

That’s right, muckamucka! Chimaira will headline a summer tour this year. Isn’t that awesome? The bill also boasts The Browing, Threat Signal, and Dark Sermon. Dates for the trek follow at the end of this post. Chimaira will be touring in support of their new album. Called Crown Of Phantoms, Chimaira’s new one comes out […]