DragonForce, Kamelot To Tour


Man. I think I’d rather be drawn and quartered by a horse with AIDS than go see this tour. Seriously. Just pull me into four distinct pieces, please. Don’t make me sit through a DragonForce headlining gig. No one deserves that. Especially with Kamelot opening. How could that get any worse? Here’s the dates for […]

Today Is The Day To Tour

Today Is The Day

Today Is The Day announced today that they will be touring soon. We have all the dates for you below, by the way. Today Is The Day have tapped Lord Mantis to open on all dates. Here’s when and where you can see the bands rock shit hardcore. 10/7: Portland, ME @ Geno’s 10/8: Dover, […]

Eyehategod Book More Shows


When is Eyehategod not booking shows, is the question These dudes work hard. They tour hard. They play hard. And go hard. Hard. Tacked on to their previously announced shows, Eyehategod has lined up some dates with Power Trip and Iron Reagan and Today Is The Day. Here’s when and where the band performs: 10/2: […]

Black Label Society, Hatebreed Touring


And they’re letting the Butcher Babies open for them, folks. Yes, yes — Black Label Society and Hatebreed are touring in early 2015 with the Butcher Babies opening. I think this tour signals the end of an album cycle. Here’s the dates: 12/28: Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory 12/29: Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom 12/30: […]

Fallujah, Archspire To Tour


I hate owning stuff. Why? Because stuff always needs to be fixed or repaired. Take my cat, for instance. Furry little bitch keeps gnawing at her paw. Now, I’ve gotta take her in to the vet so they can charge me $500 to take educated but seemingly wild guesses at what’s causing her to chew […]

King Diamond Name Tour Opener

How has this not sold out everywhere?

King Diamond’s tour this fall will feature openers Jess And The Ancient Ones, it has been revealed. Jess and The Ancient One were personally selected by King Diamond himself to warm up the crowds this fall on his bands trek. They’re an occult rock band from Kuopio, Finland. In other news, the Atlanta, New York, […]

In This Moment Album Dropping In November

Sick Like Me

There is a new album coming out from In This Moment. Psyched, I am not. But for the rest of you who may be slightly psyched by this news, an “audio visualizer” video follows at the end of this post for “Sick Like Me,” the first single from In This Moment’s forthcoming album. The song […]

Snot Announce “Get Some” Shows


Man, I was just listening to Get Some the other day, actually. What a coincidence that Snot would just now release a bunch of dates for this winter, that’ll see the band performing that 1997 LP in its entirety. The Snot tour will also feature He Is Legend, Thira and Lydia Can’t Breathe. Snot have […]

Boysetsfire Playing Shows


I thought Boysetsfire were as dead as your Aunt Dolores, but apparently, that is not the case. Boysetsfire will, in fact, be commemorating their 20th anniversary with a series of gigs in late October. Boysetsfire will be playing their After the Eulogy album in its entirety during these shows. That makes them not-to-be-missed, kids. I’d […]

Devin Townsend Details Second Ziltoid

That's phat

I just got a press release on Devin Townsend’s long-awaited (especially by me) new double-album Z², which will drop on October 28 in the U.S. and October 27 in Europe. The Z² project will also see him play a landmark show at London’s legendary Royal Albert Hall on April 13, 2015. Tickets are available for […]