Useless Bands Exchange Words Over Online Pedophilia Claims


Yes, I know these bands are far from actual metal, but I find it necessary to expose pedophilia claims whenever they arise. So this unlistenable band Combichrist apparently announced a second leg of their “We Love Tour” which was supposed to feature support from Blood On The Dance Floor, Davey Suicide and Darksiderz. After the […]

Gigan, Pyrrhon Announce Tour


Now this is one, I’ll be ultra pissed if I miss. I usually forget bands are coming through town. Until, like, the day of the show, and very often, I’ve already got cemented plans or not enough cash to get there and back AND get a ticket. It’s fucking $30 in tolls if I drive, […]

Deicide, Marduk To Tour North America?


If ThePRP is to be believed, Deicide, Marduk, Septicflesh and Carach Angren will reportedly tour North American together this winter. Dates for the rumored trek, dubbed the “In The Minds Of Evil North American Tour,” have yet to surface. But the site claims they will soon enough. That’s a fucking sick ass lineup, not for […]

Corrosion Of Conformity Drummer Sitting Out Upcoming Gigs

Corrosion of Conformity

A torn rotator cuff will keep Corrosion of Conformity drummer Reed Mullin from touring with the band. He’ll have to sit out the upcoming gigs. Says the band: “We are sorry to announce that Reed Mullin will not be onboard for this tour. He’s been playing through pain, awaiting a strategic time to repair a […]

King Diamond Get New Bassist

Pontus Egberg

After this weekend’s drama, King Diamond are whole again. The band has tapped Swedish musician Pontus Egberg (best known for his work in The Poodles; he kinda looks like one, doesn’t he?) to fill in on bass for the band’s upcoming shows. I will be going to the one in New York, thanks to my […]

Arsis Announce September Tour Dates


Arsis will be bringing its tenth anniversary tour for A Celebration Of Guilt stateside in less than two months, fuckers. Allegaeon and Exmortus will open on all dates. Arsis is expected to perform its 2004 full-length debut in full on the trek. Here are the dates for the tour: 9/1: Springfield, VA @ Empire 
9/2: […]

King Diamond, Former Bassist Exchange Unpleasantries Online

King Diamond

So, I spent much of the day hanging out with a girl that I really like, hence I was away from my computer all day, having a grand old sexy time with her. While I was having fun, King Diamond and his former bassist Hal Patino had it fucking out on the internet, hurling insults […]

King Diamond Bassist Fired

Hal talks to a babe

If you have kids, the following statement may make you a tad bit jealous: I slept until noon today. I obviously needed the rest, but while I was snoozing, word of bassist Hal Patino’s firing came down. Hal used to be with King Diamond. Now, he’s not. Why? A statement from King Diamond cites “reasons […]

Dates Leak For Machine Head, Bodom Tour

Machine Head

Machine Head’s much-rumored tour with Children of Bodom is definitely a go. Let’s hope this leads to more video of on-stage marriage proposals involving Robb Flynn. Dates have leaked for the jaunt, called the Revolution Society Tour. The tour will also boast Epica and Battlecross. Dates are below: 10/4: Denver, CO @ Summit Music Hall […]

Samhain Shows Announced

Glenn Danzig

So, this is kinda phat. On top of their previously announced Riot Fest Chicago performance, the Glenn Danzig-fronted rock band Samhain has lined up some September and October shows in America. The dates will feature direct support from the almighty Goatwhore. Consider my ass at the New York date. Also playing some of the shows […]