Doro Pesch Plots North American Tour


I would never claim to be a fan of Doro Pesch’s music, but I am a fan of Doro Pesch’s cougar chassis. She’s a babe. Always has been. But her music literally does nothing for me. In fact, it makes my pee pee sad. My wang wilts if I hear even a single note. I […]

Ronnie James Dio Tribute Detailed

The cover for This Is Your Life

Not a day passes that I don’t think about Ronnie James Dio, who I feel was vastly under-appreciated while living and now that he’s gone, has his ass constantly kissed by the metal community and media alike. But that’s just my opinion. I could be wrong. It’s been nearly four years since Dio’s death, and […]

Cristina Scabbia Has No Desire To Go Solo

Cristina Scabbia

Heavy metal hottie Cristina Scabbia spoke to a site called Legendary Rock Interviews [Edit: Isn’t that a bit presumptuous?] recently and said she has no interest in bailing on her boys in Lacuna Coil. It’s nice to see Cristina’s staying loyal. She could very well go solo…and be successful. But she’s smart to stick with […]

Guest Column: Five Albums That Will Change You By Jeremy Golden Of Heaven and Hell Records

Guest Column

In our ongoing series of guest columns, we’ve asked a bunch of metal’s heaviest hitters to provide us with a list of five albums they think will change you — either for the better or the worse. Today, we hear from Jeremy Golden, owner of Heaven and Hell Records.   Believe it or not, it […]

Tribute To Metallica’s Black Album: Details Revealed


So, we told you not too long ago that DevilDriver had recorded a cover of Metallica’s “Holier Than Thou” as part of a tribute, celebrating the 20th anniversary of the release of Metallica, also known as “The Black Album.” We wondered at that time who would be on the rest of the disc. We guessed […]