When I was in college, I was jumped by a bunch of dudes. It was all over a chick. I was in a bar, working my mojo, while my friends were working theirs. I was talking to this chick, and things were going well. Next thing I know, some douche is telling me “I was Read More
And I declare I could give a fuck. Yes, folks — I Declare War have dumped guitarist Evan Hughes. “Just so everyone knows, because I’ve been asked about it a few times already, I won’t be part of the upcoming tour with The Acacia Strain,” says Hughes on Twitter. “As much as I hate saying Read More
Wait, who? Design The Skyline? Never fucking heard of ‘em before today, but for some reason, everyone is writing about how these dudes fired their 16-year-old bassist because…well, he’s 16. I did some research on them, and discovered they’re signed to Victory Records. That says a lot right there. I checked out some of their Read More
Lexington, Kentucky-based rockers Emarosa told Alternative Press that they’ve dumped Jonny Craig, that douche bag who scammed his own fans out of money he then used to buy drugs. “As of today, Jonny Craig is no longer a member of Emarosa,” the band says. “This decision has been a hard one to make, but we Read More
The girl pictured in this post is Poland’s Britney Spears and the ex-fiancée of Behemoth guitarist and frontman Adam “Nergal” Darski. Her name is Doda, and she stood by Nergal through his recent battle with leukemia and now, she’s single and so is Nergal. According to online reports, Nergal dumped her on Sunday, over the Read More
Las Vegas-based entertainment reporter Alicia Jacobs has dumped Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil, who recently completed a “harsh” 15-day stint behind bars for drunk driving. “Due to the decisions Vince continues to make, it is necessary that I end our relationship of seven months. I wish him happiness and good health,” Jacobs said in a Read More