Fucked Up Announce New EP

Year of the Hare

Yet another release is coming from Fucked Up, a band that has issued some 80 recordings and collaborations since 2001. Year of the Hare is the latest installment in the band’s Zodiac-themed releases. Over a two year period, it was recorded and constructed at Electrical Audio, Key Club Studios, and Candle Studios. The title track […]

Metallica, Lamb Of God Tapped For Heavy Montréal


The lineup for the 2014 Heavy Montréal festival has been announced and Metallica will be headlining the fucker with Slayer and Lamb of God. The fest, set for August 9 and August 10, is presented by Molson Canadian. Also playing are Overkill, Anthrax, Exodus, Hatebreed, Body Count, Cynic, Symphony X, and Municipal Waste. But wait […]

Terror Announce More Shows


Who cares? Seriously. Does Terror even have a rabid following? Each time I post a story on Terror, people don’t react. Either negatively or positively. It’s like people couldn’t care less. Yet, Terror has added a leg to their tour with Power Trip and Code Orange Kids.

Terror, Fucked Up Shows Announced

They like Terror

That’s right, people. Terror and Fucked Up have booked a string of West Coast shows that get underway in Mesa, Arizona, on October 4. The tour will also boast Power Trip and Code Orange Kids. Dates for the trek follow at the end of this post.

Hatebreed, Shadows Fall On Tap For East Coast Tsunami 2013

Shadows Fall

You know, earlier this month, a small tsunami actually did hit the East Coast of the United States — another sign the world is slowly dying. Yes, people — the initial lineup has been announced for East Coast Tsunami 2013. The festival will once again take place at September 27 through September 29 at Club […]

King Diamond Blasts Worst Interviewer Ever

King Diamond

Poor King Diamond. The dude doesn’t do interviews often, and some twat journos gotta go and fuck up his desire to do interviews by totaling misquoting the dude. King Diamond posted the following on Facebook: “A few days ago, I did [a Danish-language] interview with one of the biggest Danish newspapers, and when I got […]

Evisorax Guitarist Viciously Attacked, Facing Major Surgery


When I was in college, I was jumped by a bunch of dudes. It was all over a chick. I was in a bar, working my mojo, while my friends were working theirs. I was talking to this chick, and things were going well. Next thing I know, some douche is telling me “I was […]

Slayer, Sylosis Booked For 2013 Soundwave Festival


Just when you thought the lineup for 2013’s Soundwave Festival down under couldn’t get any better, it almost does. Slayer have been added to the bill, along with Bullet For My Valentine, Sick Of It All, and Fucked Up. Sylosis have also been booked, along with Cypress Hill, Bring Me The Horizon, Mindless Self Indulgence, […]

Full Fun Fun Fun Festival Lineup Revealed

Between The Buried And Me

Yes, yes — I am sure you already know about the upcoming Fun Fun Fun Fest 2012. But did you know Between The Buried and Me are playing it? I bet you didn’t. The festival — set for November 2, 3, and 4 at Auditorium Shores in Austin, Texas — boasts four color-themed stages. One […]

Metallica’s Hetfield Anxious To Record Next LP

This picture is awesome

I’m fucking all kinds of bummed out about the fact that I won’t be in Atlantic City this weekend for Metallica’s Orion Music + More fest. Super bummed. I literally live in the same state, but won’t be going. Why? Because I have to work, folks. Yup. I got shafted. I’ll be missing the whole […]